Ask A Bodybuilder

how many bodies have you built so far

I get all kinds of different looks, compliments, insults, admirations, from all kinds of different people.

And no, not yet.

What the hell would someone insult you about?

Big brawns no brain and the size of his junk are the firsts that comes into my mind. Which I know are untrue abut him tho.

You’d be surprised. Most people either come to the early conclusion that I am:

a.) An ignorant meathead
b.) On steroids

When I am infact completely natural. Every part of my body is a result of hard work and serious dedication, no hormones, no AAS, no test, nothing.

I’m going to wait until someone realizes a teenaged boy on the internet just said he knows about how big my package is and see where the FBI takes this.

i betcha do :wink:

gahh

Is body building as bad as everyone says it is for your body?

20 bucks says as long as I die a natural death, I’m going to live longer and healthier than you are.

How do you know I’m not an undercover FBI agent :brow:?

My left tricep is a lot bulkier than my right one. How would you suggest that I even them out, barring just letting the left one atrophy to the size of the right one?

wank less

And do it with your weaker leg.

FUCK

Hah. Actually I wank with my right hand. But interestingly enough, I do have what could pass as beatin’ muscles. They’re these fat lumps of solid muscle between my upper arm and forearm. I have no idea what they’re actually from.

Just do dumbbell bench press, dips, tricep extensions, etc. Don’t work one arm simply to “balance” them out. It will work itself out over time, but don’t just work one arm.

Why’d you start?

I work out 4 times a week for 1 to 2 hours each, mostly upper body, i already have a good amount of muscle on me (bench 170, curl 36…). What would be more beneficial for me? 31g protein bars or whey protein shakes or both? Keep in mind that im only 15.

How do you fit your arms through your shirt sleeves? Is there even a shirt that fits you?

Were you ever involved in any conventional sports, like baseball, lacrosse, or football?

Do gay guys try to fondle you?

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