oh hi i guess u havent seen this page b4.
Ritual suicide, Goat-people style:
I’ll play HL1 (for the 20th time), OF (for the 15th time), BS (for the 14 time) in 24 hours.
Theeeen,
I’ll play BM, Hl2 (for the 17th time), EP1&2 (both played 5 times).
Theeeen
I’ll play BM repeatedly until I feel it makes no sense anymore.
At that point I have lost my job my girlfriend, some of my bodily functions (fuck all of them). I’ll light a Montecristo “Petit Edmundo” Cigar, meet Saint Peter and get seated in front of a PC with All Half-life games (not on STEAL) with BM graphics and Textures so high res, my eyes have to adopt every time I look up from the screen at real life. And I’ll keep playing all eternity as difficulty, mapdesign and enemies change every time I start the game in co-op with my fellow HL vets. THE END
Well, I’ll probably have a nice run through the game, since I never completed HL1.
Man’s got balls.
I am actually of the mind to suggest everyone play the original before playing our mod. Then you can truly appreciate the work done. 
Your wisdom is exceeded only by your beauty, amazing red-headed human.
After seeing the detail of the office map-screenshots: If you are recreating the XEN and Nihilant maps with equal care and love to detail, you’re officially allowed to take one more year (and in fact I wouldn’t be surprised, after i started doing my own mod on SDK and learned what a pain open-space areas are.)
Hell I’m not gonna “jizz ma pants”, ma pants are gonna jizz me, and sell me into one of your developers service as a slave to write his code for all eternity. :jizz:
You haven’t known about this thing for long have you?
I think I’ll play through Duke Nukem forever a second time right after the mod gets released.
Maybe two months. Two looong months. I wonder how you guys managed to wait for 5 years. I know I would have gone insane after 6 months. I would have started to wear stockings and lipstick after a year and probably bought a crowbar and Colt Anaconda around year 4 to start “playing” with the zombies in MY office. :retard:
Haha! The dude who did this is someone with a lot of spare time. Its hilarious!
I think BrAndi is my new bestest friend forEvah!
B-b-b-but… all the times I torched those spies going after your sentry those many years ag-g-g-o… :’(
Ah, I just errm like redheads.
Reminds me of something else I’m gonna do after the mod release. B)
I may have to hold some executives of my ISP hostage until they agree to make a plan that’s both affordable and has enough bandwith usage to allow me to download the mod and still browse to my heart’s content each month.
…But I probably won’t, because I’d look silly holding people hostage with a box of timbits.
Once again, I’m glad I live where I live.
Anyway, that brief wait for the mod to download will cause me to be the most anxious I’ve ever been in my entire life.
Can’t blame you 
But them eyes gotta be green.
I totally laughed out loud all over this. Tiki, you will forever have a special place in mah heart. commear and give mamma a huggles. :jizz:
poor thang. Didnt mean to make you feel abandoned like that.
oh, and my eyes change color. Sometimes blue. Sometimes green.
Rather difficult to figure what to put on the drivers liscence.