I don’t know why I’m acknowledging the argument, but…sigh. I want you to at least understand why everyone thinks you’re being a twat. So here goes.
OBJECTION!
Your entire argument rests on the faulty assumption that 2D is ‘better’ than 3D. It retains a number of artstyles that cannot exist in 3D. Anything done as an airbrush, painted, or otherwise done by hand can’t be translated into 3D without a lot of handwork and multiple team members (who may not all have the same idea of what it should look like). Even then, you cannot be sure that it will look as good as the 2D product.
Also, you get more attention to specifically what’s needed for an individual image.
A person amused in Mass Effect 2
A person amused in Phoenix Wright
I like the second one better.
Furthermore, I don’t know if you noticed but not every man, woman, and child on Earth owns a GeForce 7 million. 3D is often unnecessarily taxing on system resources, putting in such dumb limits as “only X enemies onscreen before there’s a slowdown”.
Additionally, it increases development time for a result that is not NECESSARILY better. This first part is obvious; I can draw a person in Paint.NET in about one minute, whereas making a 3D textured person model would take up several hours of my time (partially because I am not good at modelling, but even a good modeller would take 15 minutes getting it set up) And again, the result is not necessarily improved because after all that effort it just means it can be viewed from multiple angles. The “wow” of “it’s in 3D!” wore off sometime in 2000.
Finally, the gameplay mechanics can sometimes only work well in 2D. They tried making a 3D Metal Slug; something obviously within their capabilities since they did; and it utterly failed. The 3rd dimension ruined the ability to dodge bullets with as much precision, and made battlefields infinitely more complex. All Metal Slug games afterwards remain 2D bullet-twitch shooters, and are assuredly more difficult than Contra.
There. I’m done. If you don’t like a 2D game, get out of the 2D game thread.