He made a Far Cry movie
Which wasn’t even on a tropical island
I’ve seen Alone in the Dark, half of Blood Rayne and the trailer to Far Cry.
Uwe Boll has all the movie making skills of a monkey testicle. I hadn’t even heard of alone in the dark the game, and have never played bloodrayne. Watching them purely as movies, they are balls, end of story.
P.S. I’d never even heard of Boll prior to watching Alone in the Dark, either. Afterwards of course, that name went onto a do-never-watch list in the back of my head. Ten or so minutes into BloodRayne I found Boll out, rightly guessing that there was only one man capable of actually getting that much bad onto purchasable DVDs.
This happened to me with For the King lol, i saw it on TV and was watching i could just tell that this is uwe boll, looked it up and it was.
Rampage wasn’t a block buster but i wouldn’t mind owning it on DVD it was a decent movie. The ending could have been better but i’m not complaining. It was an eye opening movie with lots of gore, good special effects and decent acting. My heart was racing pretty much through the whole film! 
…but bloodrayne sucked balls lololol although i was never that much of a bloodrayne fan. 
I’ve been wanting to watch Bloodrayne for a while, but every time I decide to, I remember Uwe Boll was involved.
You know a movie that deserved a sequel? Silent Hill.
The FPS scene (even with some ridiculous zombie scientists) saved the movie from compelete failure. I don’t mind if they make another movie, just make sure it’ll be better than the last one.
There are only a few video game based movies which turned out to be good, (thx to Uwe Boll) most are horrible.
I’m more interested in Doom 4 btw, and just to make it clear I’m 25, and I still play with the original Doom games.
Postal was awesome 
well I’m 37 and I’ve yet to play Doom 4 because my twin 7600GT rig wouldn’t run it at highest setting. And to be honest…the intro didn’t flip my dick. I know that Doom is the shit, at school, it was the shit…that thing just spread like a virus…I got to Doom II then I lost interrest…I thought Quake, Quake II were much more interresting. Much more playable…now, Where is that remake of Redneck Rampage I’m acheing for! Better yet make a movie about the bros fighting thru alien territory, crazy sheriffes and pissed off pigs
The FPS scene did absolutely nothing for me.
I think all of us are yet to play Doom 4.
You have one more off topic post to tell us why the hell you figured that belonged in the Doom movie thread. You will then banish yourself from these forums in shame, lest a wookie come and tear your arms off in your sleep.
That was the dumbest thing I have ever read.
As a means of distraction until the mod comes out. And, did you read it? I know it’s not canonical, sir, but it is pretty fdamnshit funny. There.
I should mention there is a whole series of these that follow this stooge. It’s a fan video of something. Maybe similar to a mod.
This topic is not even about the mod, fail is fail.
Never post again.
If nothing else, Sigma has made me want to read through Concerned again. It’s been a few years.
Oh boy. Combine aren’t robots.
The hilarity is overwhelming.
Yeah, keep dissing Concerned. See how that turns out for you.
It’s forgettable enough that I wouldn’t, if it wasn’t for you reminding me.