another 100 things HL taught us!

Half-Life Series
#1

Ello’ everybody!

I am fully aware that a thread with (kinda) the same name has already been created, I do however feel sad as i remember how f*cked up that thread turned out to be after number 100

So considering how freaking funny the first 100 posts were, and how i just wanna be a part of da community… I have created this thread!

btw plz don’t fuck this thread up with nonfunny posts like “alyx likes it up the ass”… it’s just not funneh

anyway - i’ll go first

  1. Even though you have gone through extensive MIT education n all that, u basically do the same job as a janitor

  2. No one will hate you for being a part of the team who created the resonance cascade and made aliens come to earth and gave the combine (who come from science and outer space) the opportunity the enslave mankind n beat them up n shit… quite the contrary - humans will somehow respect you, die for your cause and even insist that you tap their daughter

#2
  1. The first thread wasn’t funny.
  2. What makes you think doing the same thing in another thread will suddenly make it work?
  3. GTFO.
#3

First……… welcome to the community. One thing I learned about HL was that having a “dead aim” while shooting six or seven times into the bad guys, doesn’t always mean you’ll get em. Another…… no matter how many times you play the game, you never get use to the parts you HATE!

#4

Hasn’t this been done to death :expressionless:

#5

HL taught us that you could kill an enemy by hiting him with a hand grenade without making it explode near him.

#6

We’re going well over hundred people Oh new thread. Oh well: Shit thread is shit.

#7

We’ll get well over one hundred, but none of them will be numbered as we’re starting to see already.

#8

okay then, fail thread is fail i guess… so much for placing your hope of eternal goodness and rainbows in people

fuck u all, post something of use or plz go bite on a crowbar

  1. u can’t create a forum thread about HL (or anything 4 that matter) cuz bscly everyone are douchebags who love flaming you… sadface :{
#9

A community? Ha, silly man.

#10

Well, you didn’t. And as you pointed out, when it was attempted before it failed. As all threads like this fail on every forum. What exactly made you think this was different?

#11

They should just shut off the forums and reopen them on release day. We’re completely out of ideas by now and our only source of entertainment is to insult each other.

Mr. Shadow is a faggot btw. :3

#12

@flatline: yeah i did? "3. u can’t create a forum thread about HL (or anything 4 that matter) cuz bscly everyone are douchebags who love flaming you… sadface :{ "

@maxey: maybe, but i’ve srsly started to doubt its even gonna get released… it just feels dead. I mean is there even any proof that they are still working on it other than them saying so?

#13

Lurk more, read old threads and try to come up with something original.

#14

alyx likes it up the ass… what is that , your fantasy?:slight_smile:

p.s. she totally does

#15

I agree with Maxey on the release date.Actually everything he said was right.The first thing that i learned in this forum is to be an ass if you have the 2nd post.

#16

@bobikan00sh LOL that too, no but someone posted something like that in the old thread

@GFreeman515 i’ll keep that last part in mind

#17

:3

#18

… or…

  1. Know that if you try to re-create something that has already been done a million times, then anything that happens to you is your own dam fault.

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