All religions aside, who would be the most pwnage God to worship and why?

#41

What makes you think he enjoys it?

#42

He gets shittons of money

#43

Broseidon

#44

Too much of a bipolar possessive asshole. He’d probably get half way through a fight then burst out into tears saying he’s sorry. Then attempt a drive by a week later while having another moral lapse and calling it off mid firefight.

#45

god is like a giant superfast monorail and the driver was shot in the head

#46

As are his most fanatically devout worshipers.

#47

Hitler.

#48

Chip?

#49

I already worship him. Loki FTW.
EDIT: and Bast. Felines also FTW.

#50

As of recent, I worship People’s Eyebrow.

people’s eyebrow > anything.
Proof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjCEGYO8ETc&feature=related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtjF7XJAciU

#51

Wrestling is real!

#52

who the fuck are those guys

#53

I haven’t posted in months but somehow retain my status as forum deity.

Shit yeah.

#54

In that case, God is dead. He made us all but now leaves us to rot.

Do not repent, for the end shall never come, by His sloth!

#55

Now get back to writing stuff for simplyshredded, Bobby.
P.S. How’s the progress, btw? Circumferences still going up in size? Or it’s all conditioning now?

#56

Heh, real funny. :expressionless:

#57

Guan Yu.

#58

Anybody?

#59

Hey 2005 called and they want their picture back.

#60

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