Where’s the turtleneck sweater?
Zardoz
or Kali
but Cthulhu might be the most awesome of them all.
Odin, bitches.
None, not even one of these supposed gods so much as talks with you, or confirms his/her/its existence. Praying for a miracle instead of actually helping only causes things to get worse, and “miracles” are random events occurring and/or people behind the scenes working hard to solve problems.
yeah odin ftw. you live your life as a warrior, searching for the one who is stronger than you an die with the sword(or huge battle axe) in your hand. after that you sit in wallhalla, the big party house of odin, with all your former buddies and foes, drink beer and laugh and laugh and laugh.
also:
also:
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
I’m surprised nobody mentioned it before, but Charlie Sheen. definitely give Dynoisus a run for his money.
Dethklok
His arm is like :fffuuu:
To be serious: I am a practicing christian, so the serious answer is also obvious.
But, to keep this thread going, well… I am really into Japan, it’s history, it’s culture, and it’s beliefs (at a certain level), so my choice is:
Amaterasu - The sun godess, tradition holds that the emperors of Japan are her descendants. (Since the very same dinasty is ruling Japan eversince 660 BC )
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Its obviously Allah. After all, he killed off all the other gods, including yaweh and his illegitimate kid jesus
Khorne.
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My dick…
What an original and funny joke!
Anyway, I would probably worship Sheogorath. Cheese for everyone!
Zues.
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Do you have that in a higher resolution?
I’m truly sorry, I google the picture.