that sounds better/lol
Heh, an HEV suite you say? That would be interesting. How much for Bed and Breakfast in one of those? 
Starship Trooper - Kill 1000 cockroaches
Knock and Run - Hit a garg with the crowbar, then flee before it can kill you
Wasn’t me - Do not blow up Magnusson’s microwave casserole.
Don’t linger Mr. Freeman - Complete the mod within
Xen Gardener Kill every enemy in Xen.
Smash Hit!: Die [x] time(s) by getting smashed or crushed.
Help By Not Helping: Inadvertedly kill the scientist on the tram platform by trying to help them.
Out of Order: Destroy every vending machine in the game.
Dim The Witted: Turn off the light ([x] times) while scientists are using it to work.
Getting On Track: Ride the tram over every possible track in On A Rail.
hay guize I hav some fantaxtic achivmnts to suggest their in teh saem vane as other 1s in this tread so I think youll like them
Die - Die.
Die Again - Die twice.
Die With A Twist - Get killed.
Die Flatly - Fall to your death.
Die Three Times - Die three times.
hey tanks for listening and I hoep you liek my ideas I exptec to see all in the mod kthxbai
The kthxbai at the end ruined the effect. People only use that when they are trying to act like a noob. Replace it with like a “lolol” or something and it will work better.
“lolol” is overrated.
“What is this thing?” - Find the Gauss Gun
“Put that down, its a prototype” - Fire the Gauss Gun
“Why aren’t we using this thing?” - Kill an enemy with the Gauss Gun
“Much too unpredictable” - Kill an enemy through a wall/object with the Gauss gun
“What do you mean ‘over charge?’” - Kill yourself by overcharging the Gauss Gun.
That’s epic win.
I think “What is this, some kind of swaaaard?” should be in there somewhere.
“What is this thing, some kind of swaaard?” - Use the Gauss Gun as a melee weapon.
Forlorn Hope - Post an achievement suggestion in this thread with even the slightest expectation it might ever make it into the mod.
I will never get that one 
my ides never make it into anything.
My point is none of these are going in.
Well, that’s obvious. It’s just a bit of fun.
Achievements are pointless time wasters anyway. Its an errant fraud created by video game developers to get more longevity out of their games.
“Congratulations! You just wasted 4 days of your life completing a game you already finished using only your crowbar. Here, take this achievement. It doesn’t meant anything and nobody will think any better of you. In fact, they may think less of you as this achievement simply verifies that you are a sad sad person with way to much time on their hands.”
But what if one of the dev’s has already implemented the exact achievement as one of the ones suggested before it was suggested? Will it be taken out?
Dead Men Tell No Tales - Kill everyone and everything.
Single player
The Free Man finish Black Mesa
big bag of Headcrabs Kill 200 headcrabs (Gonarch and infants count)
MY boomstick! kill the guard in the room where you first get the shotgun WITH the shotgun
ROFLTANK Kill one of the tanks with the crowbar as far as I know this is impossible
ROFLCOPTERkill the Helicopter with the handgun AFIK, this is also impossible
Game over, man get trapped somewhere, forcing a game over
Metal Gear GordonOnly kill Military forces (excluding Tanks) with the crowbar
Multi-player achievements
Pistol-whippin’ Kill 200 other players with a magnum
Gordon 117 Get Hurt by snarks, shotgun blasts, glock-shots, magnum rounds, MP5 shots, rockets and Grenade splash damage all within the same life
rocketman kill 50 other players with the rocket launcher
Crossin’ streams Kill one thousand hapless players with the Gluon gun
High security FAIL Get killed by twenty of your own deployed tripmines.
Cheap Beatdown Kill 50 others with the crowbar
Smile you son-of-a! exterminate 400 others with the crossbow
who cares?we can at least share our idea’s to the world.
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So, basically, by suggesting achievement ideas in this thread, we are BLOCKING them from being included. That means if post enough ideas, the creators will not be able to think up any more, and the whole Achievement idea will be scraped. Is that what you’re implying, Well_cooked_pea ?
Don’t be ridiculous. I just meant that the devs are inventing their own achievements and I very much doubt any one of them will pay the slightest bit of attention to the content of this thread.
I can’t wait to see the Dev’s ideas…
All mock up’s of ours of course. 
Nah… They’ll have some good ones. Hopefully not as hard and stupid as Garry’s ones were for Gmod.