time paradox- die before you get the H.E.V suit
fried scientists- set of the explosive chain reaction that ends the game 5 times.
smart retards- cause a scientist to walk/run into something that kills them
friendly slaves- don’t kill the alien saves that don’t attack you.
blasting the pack- kill a pack of 3 eyehounds with a explosive, rpg and nade launcher don’t count
the one freeman- make it 75% of the way through the game with out your hp going lower than 90%
copter chopper- kill every copter in the game
who needs a gun when you have this- kill 500 things with the crowbar snarks and roaches don’t count
pistols are god- only use the pistol and revolver (rpg and nades don’t count)
wheres my guns- get captured by the military
failsnipers- get through the game with out being damaged by them
who the f*** is that- see every g-man sighting
the administrator did it- fire the rocket (The military stopped it you launched it portal storms arive breen takes over the world)(Edited)
living Tesla- die by a vort
the failure you are- die in 50 different ways (i spent most the day to day finding how many ways you can die there are over 75 i lost count)
tanks vs crowbar- name says it all
crowbar and science- save a scientist from a zombie that’s attacking it wile only using the crowbar
f the world- refuse g-mans offer
I give up- get lost in the air vents
zombiefry- light a zombie on fire with an explosive(i hope this is posable because i liked doing that in hl2
is that a plant or a worm- kill the green tentacle things.
(multiplayer)
pownage here- die by the same enemy 5 time in a rough
failed to grasp the gun- die right after picking up a gun
ammo stealer- take 1000 ammo packs from dead players
snark suicide- die by your own snarks
unkillable- in a game with more than 8 player get in the top 3 and not die once
jeep kill- kill a player with a jeep(as in blow it up)
zombies with guns- some how end up on a serve where every one but you has the zombie as a player model
head-shot noob- some how kill your self with a head shot(i did this in hl1 some how still tryingto recreate it)
Freemans target- die 1500 times by players with Gordan as a player model
666 boom- kill 6 people in 6 seconds with 6 trip mines
1337man- kill 1337 people with a crowbar
EDIT
ignore the fact that your a mute- use a mic (we love you Dr. freeman reference)
(can’t miss ones)
p.s. i am tired and righting down every thing that pops in to my head
Trained for every thing- complete the hazard course
survive day1- make it 1/4 of the way thought the game
military is hear- see a grunt kill a scientist
nerds every where- see 100 scientists
bad-ass with a gun- see 10 guards.
welcome to xen- teleport to xen
p.s. i am only typing these out of boredom and the fact that my laptop has no sound.