A virus with a sense of humour

This just appeared on some of our computers at work. Cannot stop laughing.

haha

What, I don’t want my life break! :’(

Haha, we had one of those Microsoft Anti-Virus viruses the other day, they get everywhere :fffuuu:

It’s even funnier where it came from.

Open up IE, restores last pages, “Black Tranny Fucks”

Seriously why would you look that up on a work laptop?

actually that is not a virus. It’s maleware intended to “scare” people into buying their fake virus scanner / remover. The fake virus scanner is the real virus, it might make the computer part of a botnet or turn it into a zombie sending out infected e-mails to everyone on the mail list or worst.

“System Tool 2011 infects a computer as a virus. Once it has made its way into the system, it will set itself up to run a bogus system scan, and it will provide a list of a whole bunch of scary viruses on your computer. Of course, all of these infections are fake, since System Tool 2011 is just trying to scare you! In reality, System Tool 2011 is completely incapable of actually scanning for viruses or threats, and it cannot perform any useful functions.”

It’s a virus that scares you so you are half right

First, I saw ‘your’re’, and i went :hmph:. Second, I thought;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3fRIeCa3Sw#t=0m30s

LOL oh demolition squid…I remember watching that when I was a young lad

Irony strikes again.

when I saw that same virus on a friend’s computer 2 years ago I went “wow, it’s actually spelled correctly”

Still not as good as Lose Lose!!

I once made a virus that replaces the boot loader with a collection of BIOS flash programs that automatically erase the BIOS and then formats the hard drive before rebooting. I decided it was too dangerous because a bios chip exploded in my face during testing.

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Don’t create viruses then

Shame it didn’t explode on your face, that’d have all sorts of innuendo.
But… wait, you tested it on yourself? :fffuuu:

He only has about fifty computers.

I worked for a computer repair center for about 6 months (2008-2009) and I would see that virus at least once a week (actually took a picture with my phone the first time I saw it because I, too, started laughing uncontrollably). Entertaining virus, that one :slight_smile:

I don’t find it funny. It’s stupid.

the piece you see missing on the pic actually hit me right above the eyebrow, I was going to touch the chip to see if it got hot

the testing board was an asus p2b (pentium III) that doesn’t support bios flashing from windows, my virus had real potential.

I had that virus just a couple of weeks ago.

I LOL’d myself when i saw it. SO fuckin’ easy to get rid of too LOL

It looks like it just changes the desktop wallpaper

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