When reading the Guard Duty update on ModDB, it got me reminded that the world is “going to end” about 5 days.
How many of you guys believe this crap, and what will you do on that day?
(teh intelligence test)
I’ll probably steal a HEV suit and a Gluon Gun, stand on a mountain and face the meteor and scream:
“FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”
and suddenly I get sunglasses and the whole world will hear “Deal with it”
(inb4 i dont believe this shit)
also heres a picture of a black man a.k.a my face when I see people going drama about 2012
I’m going skiing that day. I’m gonna be on a mountain when the Earth breaks in half. Sounds fun! 
Freeman, after finding the rocket launcher:
“I may have to revise my theory about the universe wanting me dead. If that was true, the rocket launcher would never have happened. Only most of the universe wants me dead. There’s some larger game going on here. I’m more like Perseus or Odysseus caught in the center of some cosmic politics. That’s too bad; I was hoping the universe would end with me. Maybe there’s still a way to make that happen.”
Lol’d 
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yes that had to be in the title
The interesting thing, that most people don’t realize, is that the seemingly ridiculous predictions of the apocalypse actually have a pretty solid scientific background.
On the 21st, the earth is going to be exactly aligned between the center of the milky way and our own sun. This is why the Mayan calender (which is circular because it’s based off of astronomical mapping, of course) predicts the doomsday on that date.
You see, the Mayan god of the cosmos, who lives at the center of the universe, has a vicious blood feud with the Mayan sun god that’s been going on for centuries. They’ve been engaged in a staring contest, to prove once and for all who’s the cooler space god, for the last few millennia. When the earth passes between them, their line of sight will be blocked, and the contest will be interrupted.
As I’m sure I don’t need to tell you, that is very, very bad. The gods, understandably pissed about their contest being messed up, will then proceed to a face-off on earth, where they will fight an epic final battle, probably destroying human civilization as we know it in the process. This is how the Mayans were wiped out in the first place, so it’s fairly logical to assume that it will happen again.
I figure it doesn’t matter either way. Either we all die, or all of our shitty lives continue on.
I vote zombies. Please.
i died
You people need to be more optimistic when the 21st rolls around,
Does that really necessitate a .gif?
Stop spoiling the fun… 
If the world’s going to end, at least I hope it ends in style
but for fuck’s sake, not Gangnam Style
You know it’s an awesome thread when you have the best post.
I’m the coolest space god motherfuckers. So step down, or imma pop a lighting rod in yo solar ass.
That weather forecast has been reposted on my Fb feed at least 9999 times since Dec 1st.
The end of the world will be brought on by all the tweets reporting that it didn’t happen.
I shuddered just thinking about that.
On December 22nd, facebook will be flooded with messages saying “nothing happened lol”. So it is written, so it will come to pass.