2012 Doomsday Theories

#1

Alright, so I was stoned today and I started spewing random movie quotes to friends. One of them was “When there is no more room in Hell the dead will walk the earth.” Walking in a stupor, I pondered this quote and then a flash! I knew what was going to happen 2012!

Know how more and more earthquakes, hitting in greater magnitudes are happening? There will eventually be too many deaths and thus Hell will flood in '12 and the dead will invade. :retard: Funny part is I’m not religious so… I onno! I was under the influence!

Anywho, slap some theories and criticism on 'dis hurr thread.

#2

My theory:

Black Mesa is released.

Internet breaks.

People kill each other.

End of the world.

#3

Your still under the influence.

Your making threads almost as fast and of almost as bad quality as swampfox. :frowning:

You know what I think will happen in 2012? nothin and nadda.

hmm, if there WERE a doomsday… huh. I guess a slow zombie uprising would be fun and profitable. :retard:

#4

What cameron said.

#5

Well, it’s obvious it won’t happen. These are just theories as to what COULD happen.

#6

Nukes maybe? O.o

Dumb shit.

#7

Let’s do this fallout style! TO THE VAULTS!

#8

You know what’s going to happen the day after December 12, 2012? December 13, 2012. Just a handful of shopping days before Christmas.

My prediction for what will happen in 2012 though? A metric fuck-ton of “end of the world” disaster movies to capitalize on the misrepresentation of what the Mayans said. We already have one movie about it. I’m predicting a whole bunch more. Followed by a “Scary Movie” style parody of said disaster movies. :fffuuu:

#9

Just this would be the end of the world.

#10

Doomsday theory?

Mankind’s numbers increase due to modern medicine.food production. The governments of the world realize that they MUST introduce mind control to a greater level than it is already at. Popluation increases theaten the enviorment and habbitat to such a degree, that extinction rates increase in an exponential rate. If the increase is not stoppered, the loss of Eco balance will hit a point of no return.

In secret, they start lacing food stuffs with chemicals to increase Oxytocin levels in peoples brains so that people are more compliant. Problem is, that the food stuffs are already so highly genetically modified, thing do not go as planned. Instead of compliance improvement, (So as to foster compliance to eco rules - such hard core conservation of pretty much everything) there is a massive drop in fertility in both men and women at an alarming rate. The pendulam swings way far the other way, and the extincion of mankind seems unavoidable.

The bio tech sector tries to take the logical next step, by modifing the human genome to increase feritily. They have limited sucess with some, only to find that the ones born have genetic mutations they did not expect. Both males and females are born with much higher androgen levels, which increase agression levels in both men and women. Soon, the new race is so violent that crime and chaos becomes rampant.

A great battle ensues between the older humans and the mutants. The mutans win in a great bloodbath. The bodies of the slain are so numerous, that there is no way to excape the deseases that become air born. Dysentery and a mutated strain of streprtococcus pneumoniea soon oblitorate the last of all man kind.

#11

Or you could have just said fast zombie uprising. That would have been ok too.

#12

Zombies?

Nah… besides, most of them are already in the Canadian Government.

Besides, the end of the world does deserve a bit of a story…

#13

lol.

#14

Heyooo

#15

Then we get the movie Children of Men. :awesome:

#16

Never seen it… Will keep and eye for it.

A short version?

Some crap happens and that takes care of the world.

#17

You’re all wrong
Abraham Lincoln will (finally) come back from the dead with a bunch of AK-47 wielding Penguins and destroy the final barrier to the underworld, which will allow billions of tormented ghosts to come to the surface and mess everything up by possessing random objects, i.e street lights, cell phones, cars, rockets, guns, newspaper boxes etc.
So basically the only thing you’ll notice is slightly more braindead morons then usual and sinister laughs everytime you pull a newspaper out of a box

#18

We’re all going to go batshit insane 1 day before “doomsday”; rob all the markets, buy tons of pickles, store them in our fridges, go to our relatives, get in a fight with them, burn their houses, make announcments over TV that the only way to survive this is to donate as much as money to your new born church whose leader is you, then someone will stab you in the face, and then you’ll stay alive long enough just to see nuclear mushrooms and that nothing happened that day

except that we killed eachother but that doesn’t have to do with anything

also: paranoia

#19

I don’t see any part involving AK-47 wielding penguins
Your theory is invalid

#20

Nothing will happen on 12/13, 2012. I’m almost completely certain of that, after digging and talking as of late.

There’s a lot of shit that could happen between now and 2013, but not on any specific date, or at all, necessarily.
I’m more concerned with the present, personally.

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