1 - People who talk too loud in public
2 - People who drag their feet when walking
3 - Douchebag kids
4 - “Urban” “Culture”
5 - Slow drivers that keep talking on the phone and looking everywhere except forward
6 - People that make 100 things threads.
7 - People who think they’re being ironic and funny
8 - People who cant just read the rage thread
Yeah fuck that shit, I’m not reading through that mammoth.
9- Gangsters and criminals.
10- Fat people who can’t justify their excessive weight with severe medical problems.
11- ur faec1
12- thinking of things to put on a ‘‘100 X’’ list.
- When Major Games Retailers send THE WRONG Fing game that I paid TWENTY-FIVE Fing Dollars for. games that say explicitly DO NOT RESELL.
- Combo breakers
- Accidentally biting your lip while chewing and you KNOW there’s going to be a huge fucking ulcer there the next day.
haha u have fat cheeks
Strangers on the street telling you you should wear a helmet when you ride a bike.
“You call it a helmet, I call it a false sense of security”
wat
Don’t we have one of these things already?
15: People who keep asking you for money, almost everyone at my school
lol so you just give them ?
16-Terrorists who kill innocents in the name of religion (AM FOR REAL!)
People who believe they’re the only ones on the planet. I go into a store and they are walking with just enough space between that you can’t get around them. Or they turn their cart diagonally across the aisle and are so oblivious to the fact that other shoppers might be around them until you have to announce that you’re there, then give YOU a dirty look because they have to move their cart. Or they’re standing directly at the top or bottom of a stairway chatting. Or talking on a cellphone in a bathroom.
Hulk smash!
Quiet-talkin’ people
Angry pear-shaped ladies with tied-back hair
The vulnerability of the human neck
The killshot space benath the human sternum
The aesthetics of the human foot
Zoning laws
Pterodactyls being grouped with dinosaurs
When it takes too long to wipe ya bum, but you gotta do it
Human longevity
The mysteries of the universe being indiscoverable by one individual due to lifespan
No quality podophilic Xenomorph rule 34
“An Eye for an Eye”
Ethics being synonymous with morality
I can’t talk or tap my fingers as fast as I’d like to be able to
Punks
Skater kids that were born after September 11th, 2001
Inconsiderate cats
Malfunctioning televisions
Boris Karloff
The sound of dry skin coming in contact with more dry skin
The sound of plastic recorders
No podophilic District 9 Rule 34
Film remakes that aren’t as good as they could be
Whiteys workin’ at 7Eleven
O-faced coughing
The chinless
Those who hate wealthy individuals and act like greed is a crime
Sexual Intercourse (as opposed to outercourse)
Furry trolls- they try too hard
Tattletales
Those who act like driving a Prius is a bad thing (Nice interior, cool projected displays)
Phonies
49: People who don’t number their posts in a 100 things thread
50: Those who’s favorite Duke Nukem lines are the ones stolen from They Live and Evil Dead
51: People who abuse 100 Things threads to mock other people
I like where this is going