100 things HL tought us

they can’t survive Raminator’s ban-hammer

You can spend 4 years and make someting great…

And then delay it a year and a half and release a stripped down boring shitty excuse for what you promised.

Scientists like to shout “Open the silo door, they are coming for us!!! Oh my god, we’re doomed!!!” just before running like hell into a tripmine. :freeman:

some number: Cigarets taste AWESOME!

If you’re a quantum physicist and MIT graduate, your job consists of flipping a switch that is, for reasons unknown, several tens of feet off the ground, and pushing a cart into a laser.

Better(?) version: Techno is nature’s way of saying that you’re about to get your ass handed to you.

^ Gordon never gets his ass handed to him!

370 (Start counting again!) People will often abandon weapons, ammo, and medical supply’s in sewers, small cramped places, and on the ground for your convenience.

  1. While wearing the HEV suit you don’t have to go to the toilet.
  1. When people are near death right next to a first aid kit which will heal them almost completely, they’ll choose to die so you can get at it later.

Already said like twice. Read the entire thread

If you worked at a research facility in New Mexico and some how got to the future, you and your buddies from the research facility will be in Europe for no apparent reason.

stop posting the old things and unfunny jokes. God!

^ This

COUNT!!!

  1. Cockroaches like to spend time (not money) in vending machines.

Yea I’m gonna read like 20 pages x 15 posts on each page

yes, you will if you don’t want to get flamed. If you don’t mind then continue

No, he won’t, because it’s retarded to read 20 pages of utter garbage.

yea you are right. After the 100th. They kept posting the same shit over and over.

it was garbage before the 100th too

If you have glasses and a goatee, you can reload guns fully in a matter of seconds.

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