Your favorite conspiracy theory

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I’ll tell you one thing that really clips my begonias… Coffee Tables! Is every beverage in the world going to want its own table now? Oh, here’s the coffee table, here’s the tea table, oh, watch out! Here’s the lemon-flavored seltzer water table. Where’s it all going to end? I drink both root beer and diet root beer. There’ll be no place in my house for my shoes! And another thing, if they can put a man on the moon, why can’t they leave him there?

And as good as impossible, because gravity is low as hell there. The second generation of Marsian people, visiting Earth, would instantly feel like having gained several dozens of pounds upon entering the gravitational field. The red planet can’t even properly hold a decent atmosphere. It’s a waste of ressources.

my favorite conspiracy is that humanity was fooled into thinking that magical man with no proof of existence rules us all.

Y2K. 'nuff said.

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those aren’t even conspiracy theories :hmph:

One significant conspiracy is that Kurt Cobain commited suicide, when all the evidence is there that he was murdered :frowning:

That’s not a conspiracy either. That would be an unconvicted crime. Unless you’re saying people other than Courtney Cox helped plan the whole thing.

How about the guys that think Elvis Presley got 'napped by aliens?

how is that a conspiracy :expressionless:

I think they’re thinking the aliens that kidnapped him are the same ones from the Rosswell incident, and think the government is hiding them. I know, it’s retarded.

He wasn’t kidnapped, he just went home.

There was this conspiracy theory about the Titanic being INTENDED to sink, because so many important people whose deaths would have been convenient for others were on board. I think it was linked to the Bilderberg conspiracy theory somehow. Sounded pretty scary.

Would certainly explain the book that tells the story of the Titanic (only it’s called the Titan) that was written years before the incident.

Courtney Cox? it’s Courtney Love,mate! And yes I am suspecting someone other than Courtney Love did it.

The Titanic never actually sunk.

What did you say?

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Government lied to us about the earth being round for some reason.
It’s true.

The official story of the source of the BBC’s claim that the Government had ‘sexed up’ the case for war in Iraq is that he took his own life in an Oxfordshire wood by overdosing on painkillers and cutting his left wrist with a pruning knife.

Many believe the truth about the manner of Dr Kelly’s death has never been established properly. Some even fear that the 59-year-old, the world’s leading expert in biological and chemical weapons, was murdered.

Of course, it would be easy to dismiss these sceptics as wild conspiracy theorists — but for the fact they include eminent doctors and MPs.

The blanket of secrecy thrown over the case by the last Labour Government has only fuelled the sense of mystery.

In January this year, it emerged that unpublished medical and scientific records relating to Dr Kelly’s death - including the post-mortem report and photographs of his body - had been secretly classified so as not to be made public for 70 years.

Read more: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1289692/Dr-David-Kelly-The-damning-new-evidence-points-cover-Tony-Blairs-government.html#ixzz0sHDNHJeH

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1289692/Dr-David-Kelly-The-damning-new-evidence-points-cover-Tony-Blairs-government.html#ixzz0sGjAo0ln

The whole Roswell thing…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roswell_UFO_Incident

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