I will regret this, but what is he talking about? “Roachcock”?
Edit: I forgot hl had cockroaches :retard:
I’d be the Tentical things :freeman:
I’d be a Gordan made out of Lego.
The chick who recorded the transit system voice. 
A HECU marine… Adrian Shephard
I’d like to be the guy didn’t get Gordon’s job. Oh, wait. I’m Mossman aren’t I?
Yes. It also means you will die in ep3.
NOOOOO!!! NOT MOSSMAN!!! :’([/SIZE]
I’d want to be a vending machine, definably. I’d get paid to crap candy! 
sigh that would be the life…
Wouldnt the candy count as kidneystones, since it comes out front…
Who said she dies in episode 3? She could very well have died before episode 1 began. What with the recording and all.
I dunno. I just hate her so I said she died.
hmmm…I guess I’d have to face the wall all day. but, as long as there’s a plasma TV, i’m happy :retard:
She’s an incredibly fast woman.
She manages to leave a citadel full of Combine soldiers while carrying a one legged man, then she leaves the city which is also crammed full of Combine soldiers, then she travels all the way to the White Forest base trough the outland, which is also full of Combine soldiers, then she flies all the way to the north pole AND finds Borealis. All that before Gordon even wakes up.
The Combine should have kept her.
Until Otis shoves his fist in you. :fffuuu:
No-one ever says she was in White Forest.
Any rebel base with the required vehicle to take her to the arctic then. I doubt they’re scattered all over the place.
And I suspect a base like that must be somewhere out of the city, for it to go unnoticed by the Combine.
It doesn’t matter really, she’s still surprisingly fast.
Also, you have no idea exactly how long you’re buried under the rubble for between HL2 and Episode 1.
:fffuuu:
Hmm…I suppose I’d want to be a small time scientist, this way the blame of the resonance cascade would not be my fault at all!
Or maybe just a pinch. :meh: