Damnnit Chicken, I was just coming here to post that cat one 
VOMIT
I donât think I want to know how you know that
Actually he is incorrect.
Sonic is only ~1%⌠25% is Renamon and 25% Krystal, 48% belongs to my little pony and the remaining 1% is pokemon
source: donât go there
^ Yep, that sounds about right. Donât forget digimon.
Taylor Swift Attacked at 2014 Grammys⌠FINISH HER ! ! !
I feel like there was a really bad horror movie about doors attacking people that I saw once. Can anyone relate?
[COLOR=âBlackâ]I mean Jesus fucking Christ if thereâs one genre full of shit it would be horror.
Thatâs a manufacturerâs ad
^ thatâs yet another thing in this thread thatâs been around for years.
I smiled. 
Dear Tech support:
Last year, I upgraded from Girlfriend7.0 to Wife1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as PokerNight10.3, Football5.0, Hockey7.5 & Male Bonding3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I canât seem to keep Wife1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. Iâm thinking about going back to Girlfriend7.0, but the uninstall doesnât work on Wife1.0âŚPlease help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
REPLY
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend7.0 to Wife1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife1.0 and to return to Girlfriend7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend7.0 because Wife1.0 is designed to not allow this.
Look in your Wife1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application âYes Dearâ to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean&Sweep3.0 , CookIt!1.5 & DoBills4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag9.5.
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers2.1 and Diamonds5.0!
WARNING!
DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt3.3. This application is not supported by Wife1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Well you could always gain root using FakeImportantMeeting@Work 0.1 beta, and try to dual-boot Wife1.x and GirlfriendOnTheSide 8.x (on a separate partition), but you might brick the whole system if youâre not careful.
This actually happened. I felt bad for her, but I canât help but laugh.
https://cheezburger.com/8043369216
https://www.ktvu.com/videos/news/san-francisco-woman-shocked-by-banks-letter/vCQLKT/
Gentlemen, I present the ultimate remake of RoboCop:
https://vimeo.com/85903713 (NSFW, especially scene 27 starting at 40:00)
oh shit this thread reminded me that I forgot to take out my GPU out of the oven for 2 days
the firefighters said itâs probably overcooked