I always read it as “hew-hew-hew-hew-hew-hew” and I’m always instantly annoyed imagining someone laugh like that…
This made me lol
Then I lol’d some more when he was banned for it
…and then I cried.
akinator sees everything
That’s funny.
I lol’d at akinator.
Also, back to the BRs, I read that dipshit laugh like huway huway huway
I’m in the same boat with rot fodder. No matter what way you slice it, the laugh sounds horrible. Somehow, brazilians have found the most retarded spelling of a laugh ever.
every spiderman game needs this treatment
https://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116365.0
I might’ve already posted this, but this thread is pretty hilarious. It might have too many in-jokes, though.
It starts out pretty lame, but it gets better as it goes on. The first really good post is probably on the bottom of page 2.
I decided to help a friend of mine (who shall be referred to as Ian in the text below) mind fuck another guy (whom is unnamed at the moment) over the internet that kept harassing him over a game (named Outwar).
I decided to type it out to make it seem like he was typing it out and not me. Below is the original message (quotes within the quotes being the initial message the idiot sent before I became involved) and what I responded in kind is in the quote outside. His response and my subsequent rebuttal I found particularly hilarious, so I thought I would share.
Details about the idiot: Most I know from the information my friend supplied me, he’s got a wife uglier than sin (which I decided not to mention), an anger issue (major), isn’t very bright, and has supposedly has several degrees in psychology.
At some point I plan on revealing the fact that a third party is fucking with him. Call me twisted, but I was bored this round.
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This guy didn’t particularly enjoy it, as he e-raged right after. So I responded in kind… again, though this isn’t anywhere near done. His grammar isn’t particularly good and I had to brain storm to figure out what the fuck he was saying in some cases.
Is that really the best your psychology degrees can squeeze out shit for brains? At least be constructive! Use your own form of writing and not paraphrase my own.
Let’s begin yet again.
LMFAO…Wiki? Check this out https://en.wikipedia.or /wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder…read down the line a little. IF you had any form of brain you would know that the research and content on wiki can be easily compromised.
Pro-tip: If you also did some form of research you’d also know that generally it’s a good outline for the information. If you’re looking for specific information, that is a BAD place to go. HOWEVER, that doesn’t discount the fact that it’s a good place to go to for outlaying information. Information Nazis generally watch those pages and fix them if things get fucked with too much. Again: Learn 2 Research.
You should just stop talking. You started this not me! Come at you? LULZZ!! You’re nothing! You think I don’t know anything about you? LULZZ!! Keep good on your promises Ian, because I made you do things that you tried not to do. Now I have just as much “evidence of harassment” as you do. LULZZ!!
I should stop talking? Take a look at yourself. It’s plainly obvious that you want to continue this even after I told you to get off my dick for the umpteenth time. Yet you continue to send message after message in order to have the last word(s). You need to learn when to back the fuck down son. Obviously you don’t know how or this would’ve ended with the last message.
Did it really take 3 messages for you to try to deny something that is true. Is that being delusional too Ian? Might want to wiki that bro! Oh and umm, just because I have Psychology degrees; do i really need to type “proper.” I mean, you tried to bash my text, yet your “messages” were full of “improper” grammar.
I wasn’t trying to bash your text, it’s text book psychology, I was putting out bait to piss you off even more. Obviously, it worked, or I wouldn’t be responding to you yet again. Your psychology degrees don’t mean shit as far as I’m concerned. If you’ve got the degrees, use them and be constructive in your insults. You sound like those kids you’re trying to compare me to. I ain’t, as a matter of fact, I’m god. You’re just a lowly insect that keeps buzzing around me that I just wanna go ahead and swat.
John was relevant because you brought him into it this. Don’t tell me you didn’t, because I have the messages saved. Do I really have to quote you? Would you like that in APA format? Maybe not since you gather your research from sites like wiki.
I’m using APA format so you can bitch about it and see what individual parts I’m responding to. It makes it easier for your puny mind to comprehend.
Furthermore, John doesn’t have any relevance on this now, this is now just between you and I, like I said previously.
It’s not whether I care about winning or losing, because I obviously don’t. I’m still here! This is one reason that I play the game. I help people that are not as fortunate as I am, and I beat on douche bag hypocrite homo’s that come at me sideways because of their anger issues.
If you don’t care about winning or losing, why the fuck are you still messaging me for? There’s no reason to be responding to my messages unless you really want to win this or have the last word on the matter, in either case it’s about WINNING, don’t you get it? You act all high and mighty, yet you want to continue this game, I’m only playing along.
You think I have anger issues? Might want to message a crew mate, maybe even John! I read your messages out loud, and laugh about how pissy I can make you.
You’re calm with them, and your demeanor changes with me. Yes, I think you have anger issues. Use your brain, I’m not nearly as pissed as you if you read in between the lines and examine the text in depth. I’m more or less maintaining a demeanor of calm at the moment, and not once have I lost my temper in the past few messages. YOU on the other hand, have.
Furthermore, I’m still responding to your worthless ass so I can be amused by your responses in addition to the pleasure I get with fucking with your mind even more.
Remember, I did you nothing! You left once, I let you back in. You left again, and now I don’t want you back. Banned you from my chat to get rid of you completely. I wasn’t mad…LULZZ!! you were the one that was mad! Do I have to Quote you in that message also? you know, the one that you sent me when you left? Deleted all your allies, went to your ling crew, then booted all your lings so they couldn’t be raped! You started attacking all of the allies that you deleted?
Your behavior makes it plainly evident: you really are mad, bro.
You honestly think I care about that now? I want you to fucking shoot yourself and stop bothering me. I will repeat yet again: Shoo, insect.
I got off because I don’t live on here. You saying “you left because you are a *****” well that just shows that you were seeking me out for harassment. I play the game, and I don’t bow to anyone!
Again, if you had a brain you’d know I’m continuing to bait you. I already said stop bothering me, yet you continue to hump my leg. Fuck off already.
I definitely wont bow to some punk ass kid that thinks he’s a god when all you are is a pee on joke. I been coming at your “bro.” Dig your head out of your rectum and you might just see it! You know, me raping your items off all the time, then you “raping me” with 1-2 attacks a week LULZZ!!
Thank you for the complement. I know I’m a god. More to the point, you got anger issues. That much is CLEAR. Compare my messages to yours, and a third party can see the person who’s more pissed off. Keep ‘em coming piss ant, this is amusing for me ‘specially when you keep gloating about your psychology degrees. And yet you’re getting outwitted by someone you consider a peon. If you keep them entertaining I may actually continue to indulge you.
More to come in the next few days.
Too long; Won’t read
TL;DR
Woah. If there ever was one ^
Bitch, Spider Man just HAND DELIVERED YOU A PIZZA. Calm the fuck down.
^ lol
I was browsing facebook and this one just caught me off guard:
It’s probably not as funny as I thought it was.
TL;DR
Woah. If there ever was one ^
Pretty much. This one’s a hell of a lot shorter though. He keeps getting more and more ape shit each time I respond to him.
You don’t know when to give up do you? Why the fuck are you goin’ ape shit over this?
Let me again re-iterate my point so your insolent mind can understand:
“you said the same **** last time LOL. I think I said I enjoyed it, didn’t I?”Because I’m iterating a point, piss ant. You’re nothing. Stop messaging me. That simple enough for ya? You fucking witless moron.
“This is not APA format noob! LULZZ!!”
Pro-tip: Getting pissed off even more at this is just amusing for me. You have NO idea how much of a kick I’m getting out of this.
“Oh btw, I’m just skimming over your messages, because you’re clearly finding something to talk about.”
Obviously you’re reading enough of it to respond to my shenanigans.
“You’re winging it! Why would I be mad? You’re the mental case! I just called you out on it. You know nothing about psychology.”
I may be winging it, but hey, that’s how comedic gold is made. Let me ask you, read back over the writing style of the past couple of messages, and compare them to my previous ones. Do you notice a discrepancy? If you figure it out, it’ll be even funnier. Further iteration: Actually READ them and create a psychological profile, there’s some blaring differences to someone who can spot them.
“You claimed that your text was in APA format when it clearly wasn’t. But before you reply with something like " oh yes it is your ***, I’m better than you…blahblahblah, tell me which style of APA formatting it is? LOL”
Hey, you’re the one who pointed it out, not me. I’m just responding to your bullshit. This is entertaining, please respond to my messages so we can continue this façade of you being psychologically out maneuvered by a “simple-minded gentlemen.”
On a further note, this is fucking funny to me, so please, PLEASE, indulge me.