Let’s not forget the days that your connection would be cut when someone else logged in or picked up the phone. 
my mom also had optional call waiting on the landline, so that every time my house would recieve a call, the internet would be cut also
only after I got DSL I found out that there is a dial code that disables call waiting
My grandparents still use it xD
this is horrible
Its things like this that make me realize this world is a frightening yet beautiful place.
Beautiful as in myself not being part of any of that retarded shit.
wait, why couldn’t they have used fake semen, since most things in movies are usually fake?
authenticity!
It’s a publicity stunt, obviously.
How very…nice of her to share. It’s semens that pyro is right, it is quite the stunt for attention.
Amen, brother.
i c wut u did thar
With great photoshop comes great responsibility
Read the wikipedia entry on emoticons:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emoticon
So smarmy. Smeared with smarm.
^ Oh god no… just no.