This is a Twitter bot that mashes up tech recruiter email spam with peopleās descriptions of their drug trips.
āWeāre taking a consumer-first approach to the next several minutesā
ā// BERK Labs We are cash flow positive and have paranoid thought cycles at night.ā
āGoblins, Murgos, Viashinos, Skull Bearers, Trolls, Gnolls, and a team thatās as passionate as youā
āSpiders far too large to be a great fit here at Fitbit.ā
āIām focused on finding smart, entrepreneurial people with strong engineering fundamentals that have become small and reside in fruit bowlsā
āThe candidate would also possess: A BS in Computer Science or relevant work samples/portfolio along with the power to dissipate into the airā
āI see a desolate wasteland, and a great co-worker.ā
āmoaning, holding ourselves to quell the inner pain: we are experiencing incredible growth.ā
My Uber welcome email:
Oh boy! Iām going to tell all of my friends about Uber today!
Thereās no limit to how much credit I can earn!
Lmaoo mine did something like that to me too
Letās at least use the version without the bleeps
Yeah but Justin Roiland screaming at himself is more entertaining
Transcript or not, itās still hilarious to watch/read.
I have not laughed this hard in a long time. My god.
