then this are the vids for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mws7EEWySh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76d6JTLCc9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NxEtRPkr9U&feature=related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvDmnnACXWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GR7KxiaKMs
just watch them and say what you think. (i dodn’t make annything in them i just want to hear what you think of them)
Nope I’m fine.
Also if you knew how to use the scrollwheel on your mouse you might have found this:
they would be funny if theye were in fucking english 1!!
don’t complain. they have subtitles
In b4 lock!!11!
You laugh you lose?
No wait, you just lose.
The avatar has a seizure
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And a funny parody of it 
[youtube]yqHie2xUC94[/youtube]
https://www.27bslash6.com/strata.html
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.
Regards, David.
From: Helen Bailey
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Pets in the building
Hello David
I have received your email and wish to remind you that the strata agreement states that no animals are allowed in the building regardless of if your apartment is soundproof. How many dogs do you have at the premises?
Helen
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 1.52pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
Currently I only have eight dogs but one is expecting puppies and I am very excited by this. I am hoping for a litter of at least ten as this is the number required to participate in dog sled racing. I have read every Jack London novel in preparation and have constructed my own sled from timber I borrowed from the construction site across the road during the night. I have devised a plan which I feel will ensure me taking first place in the next national dog sled championships. For the first year of the puppies life I intend to say the word mush then chase them violently around the apartment while yelling and hitting saucepan lids together. I have estimated that the soundproofing of my apartment should block out at least sixty percent of the noise and the dogs will learn to associate the word mush with great fear so when I yell it on race day, the panic and released adrenaline will spur them on to being winners. I am so confident of this being a foolproof plan that I intend to sell all my furniture the day before the race and bet the proceeds on coming first place.
Regards, David.
From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 9.43am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
David, I am unsure what to make of your email. Do you have pets in the apartment or not?
Helen
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 11.27am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
No. I have a goldfish but due to the air conditioner in my apartment being stuck on a constant two degrees celcius, the water in its bowl is iced over and he has not moved for a while so I do not think he is capable of disturbing the neighbours. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea.
Regards, David.
From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 1.46pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
Hello David
You cannot play sounds of dogs or any noise at a volume that disturbs others. I am sure you can appreciate that these rules are for the benefit of all residents of the building. Fish are fine. You cannot have ducks in the apartment though. If it was small birds that would be ok.
Helen
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 2.18pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
They are very small ducks.
Regards, David.
From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 4.06pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
David, under section 4 of the strata residency agreement it states that you cannot have pets. You agreed to these rules when you signed the forms. These rules are set out to benefit everyone in the building including yourself. Do you have a telephone number I can call you on to discuss?
Helen
From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 5.02pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
The ducks will no doubt be flying south for the winter soon so it will not be an issue. It is probably for the best as they are not getting along very well with my seventeen cats anyway. .
Regards, David.
From: Helen Bailey
Date: Monday 25 May 2009 9.22am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building
David, I am just going to write on the forms that we have investigated and you do not have any pets.
Helen
Ok, here’s a good trick for those who work in the office.
- get on your colleague’s computer when he’s out.
- Open some random program (if it’s maximized, make it a window) / fill the desktop with random icons.
- Print Screen
- Use the saved picture as a desktop background
Now your buddy has a non-responsive program that doesn’t disappear even after restart.
OR
- Fill a glass with water
- Put a sheet of paper on top
- Now put the glass upside down (with the paper on, of course) on your colleague’s desk
- Take the paper out carefully.
- Now watch the poor guy (or a girl) struggling to find the way not to spill the water while trying to turn the glass back to the normal position
EDIT: @Patonki
I loved at pun towards his FALLOUT vid at 4:12. And at 5:20 “I GONNA RAPE YOU”.
Epic.
“I just saved you from a nasty prison shower scene.” CLASSIC.
This doesn’t work on step 3, the water just pours out no matter how carefully you turn the glass upside down. Thanks for getting me fired, also.
Pro tip: don’t do it to your boss next time. Also, card is a better bet :-p
try to use something thicker than 80 g/m2 next time xD
i can surely tell it works with 100 g/m2 A4 sheet.
Gave my own attempt at CleverBot. Knowing that it would occasionally use my entries as responses to other people’s sessions, I decided to play with it a little:
At this point, the text starting showing up, erasing, and showing again. It’s been 20 minutes and that line of text is still re-entering itself constantly.
Somehow, I managed to break CleverBot.
You defeated Skynet!
OldDirtyBastard, we’re so waiting for video!
Actually, this totally works. I do it with napkins all the time at restaurants with my friends (don’t worry, I leave an extra tip). You just have to fill the glass to the very top, so that the water forms a meniscus on top of the glass. Then place the napkin over the top and let it soak up some of the water, flatten it against the sides of the glass so it plasters itself there, and flip the glass over very quickly. Then tear away the excess napkin. Since the glass is completely full at this point, this method also has the bonus of the hapless victim not being able to tell whether or not there’s actually anything in the glass until they go to pick it up.