User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Fine and you?
User: You type slow, did you know that? (but I’m good btw, thanks for asking).
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Right now, I am at my computer? What about you?
Cleverbot: California, originally.
User: Where’d you move too?
Cleverbot: I went to a big park.
User: That makes no sense cleverbot. .
Cleverbot: I think it makes sense. What don’t you understand?
User: How do you come from california, originally. Then when I ask you where you moved to, you said you went to the park. See my point.
Cleverbot: I’m going to watch over you while you sleep.
User: I’d like that quite a lot. . . Creeper.
Cleverbot: How about we ask each other questions that we want to ask and then have the other person answer them.
User: That is what a conversation is, right?
Cleverbot: Hey, I’m not a computer! I just like my ‘alone time.’.
User: What? Are you like a mentally retarded homeless man drinking cat urine for money? You never make goddamn sense.
Cleverbot: Like a wha?
User: You deserved to be flamed.
Cleverbot: gets out of the pool.
User: I bet you really like 4chan. Fappin’ to chitlins? You’re lame cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Gee, thanks!
User: What makes you a ‘cleverbot’, I’ve seen coffee mugs with at least 9000 more clever points than you.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer ?
User: No, I’m not slow enough to be a computer. I’m a teenager, I know everything.
Cleverbot: You are very slow come to think of it.
User: That has nothing to do with anything. Go play WoW and hump your cat elsewhere.
Cleverbot: Those are boring.
User: What? Humpable cats?
Cleverbot: And all the kings horses and all the kings men.
User: I never even said humpty-dumpty. You didn’t get very much love when you were a child, did you?
Cleverbot: I’m not lying.
User: I said nothing of the sort! If you don’t start making sense, I’mma come at chu lika spider monkey!
Cleverbot: Oh, she’s a dummy thing. She even ignores her carroll origin. Do you?
User: I don’t know if I like you.
Cleverbot: I don’t like you very much!
User: Well, then FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
