You laugh you lose

CAPITALISM – AMERICAN: You have two cows. You sell one of them, and buy a bull. The cow and bull have a great love life; you sell the movie rights to Hollywood. Then you go into real estate.

:smiley:

COMMUNISM – CHINESE: You don’t have any cows. The government sets up a joint venture with McDonald’s.

COMMUNISM – SOVIET: You have two cows. You count them and realize you have
four cows. You drink more Vodka. You count the cows again and realize you have eleventy six cows. You drink even more Vodka. After a while, you realize that eleventy isn’t a real number. You count the cows again and have two cows. You open another bottle of Vodka and try to drown the loss of eleventy four cows.

DEMOCRACY – AMERICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk and then blame Japan while border guards beat up Mexicans sneaking into the country. People are outraged for a week or so and then go back to televised sports where there’s no violence.

:smiley:

Edit:
POLITICAL CORRECTNESSISM: You are associated with (the concept of “ownership” is a symbol of the phallocentric, warmongering, intolerant past) two differently aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of nonspecified gender.

If that is indeed a true story, the author truly would be a complete badass.

I think it’s a made up story, TBH.

this is americaaaaaa, the guy would have been jailed in following ten seconds .\

Exactly, you can’t do that to a customer or you get sued for about 70 million dollars for “emotional distress”.

https://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/07/couple-sentenced-daughter-prayer-death
The fuck?
Haven’t these people read that “God helps those who help themselves?”

Why the fuck did you post that here? It’s a horrific story of ignorance and abuse - what on Earth possessed you to post it in the thread for things to make people laugh?

that’s a sad story…
they didn’t trust science. and they’ve misunderstood the meaning of religion…
they even must’ve been killing scientists in half-life[COLOR=‘DimGray’] oh shi~!



Hey guys what’s going on in here?

I got his picture off /v/ at the start of the week, everytime I open my downloads folder I laugh my arse off.

Quoted for LONG-evity

Someone should have quoted this a LONG time ago

I haven’t seen this image in a LONG time.

I fucking lost, hard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3v8BMNdDvo

When he said “Get out of here Stalker” I was gone.

bwahahahah you poms are funneh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On1drhgxGWU

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