You laugh you lose

[Com_e_r]

wow, you started a holywar here while i was in hospial!

let the holy war begin![/size]

.D

let me join in the discussion:
https://www.morbidoptimism.com/Joomla/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=47:asc&catid=34:rants&Itemid=53

[bur]

what the holy fuck

[shifty]

https://notalwaysright.com/

[Imonfire]

https://notalwaysright.com/youve-got-the-wrongest-number/2538

hahahaha

[Rossman]

Funny website!

[Kairouseki]

[func_random]

Eh heh hehheh: https://notalwaysright.com/klingon-to-the-hope-of-a-ticket/2460
Awesome.
EDIT: This too.

[baconeggs]

That ideoglogy chart is missing feudalism, which should show several figures handing money to one central figure.

[intooblivion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBBw9E2Q_aY

[JohnKiller118]

@Kairouseki

https://imgur.com/N2XcD.png

So we’re basically fucked.

Also, this:
https://gear.ign.com/articles/103/1034466p1.html
The lightsaber as the zipper is brilliant!

[func_random]

@Kairouseki

various large pictures

I like these too:

[Lolipopman]

I liked the one with the cows better.

[DansonDelta40]

That ideoglogy chart is missing feudalism, which should show several figures handing money to one central figure.

You mean like this? :

EDIT: Hey, that actually looks like a lot of modern government principles, doesn’t it?

[samzala]

[DansonDelta40]

Not Always Right

Whenever I get horrified by people in the USA running amok and randomly shooting other people I will visit this website again and see why they do that. Whoever said that nobody deserves to be killed surely didn’t know this site. Thanks for sharing!

[Lolipopman]

The honest crook
Like a dog chasing it’s own tail

[shifty]

(I work at a theme park and the ride I operate requires riders to pull down their own lap bars.)

Me: “When you’re all seated, please pull down on the lap bars in front of you.”

(Everyone is seated, and all but one guest pulls down their lap bar. She’s talking to her friends, so I catch her attention.)

Me: “Excuse me, ma’am, could you please pull down on your lap bar so we can get the ride going?”

Guest: blank stare

Me: “The black lap bar right there in front of you. Just go on ahead and pull it down so it’s secure.”

Guest: blank stare, puts hands on the bar

Me: “That’s right, just pull it down…”

Guest: raises hands in the air

Me: “…”

[wheybags]

https://notalwaysright.com/on-the-need-for-hazard-pay-part-3/2565
huhuhuhu

[Kairouseki]

@Lolipopman

I liked the one with the cows better.

You mean these?

COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both cows. The government sells the milk in government stores. You can’t afford the milk. You wither away.

NAZISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and then shoots you.

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes one of them and gives it to your neighbor.

And just for laughs:

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

SURREALISM: You have two aardvarks. The government paints one green and requires you to take harmonica lessons.

[DansonDelta40]

That Hot Tub Had Better Be Filled With Spermicide
Clinic | Albany, NY, USA

(A woman comes in walking with her daughter trailing behind her and cuts in front on several people.)

Customer: “Excuse me, but someone here yesterday told my 15 year old daughter she was pregnant and I would like to complain.”

Me: ”Ma’am, I can straighten this out. If you wouldn’t mind waiting in line, these people were–”

Customer: “This won’t take long. I just need you to apologize for lying!”

Me: “Ma’am, I didn’t diagnose your daughter so if–”

Customer: ”She can’t be pregnant, she’s 15 AND a virgin. She’s waiting until marriage so unless this is the immaculate conception, I’m going to need an apology.”

Me: ”Ma’am, like I said, I did not personally–”

Customer: ”How hard is it to get an apology here!?! YOU CANNOT JUST GO AROUND TELLING YOUNG GIRLS THEY ARE PREGNANT! THIS IS WHY THE TEEN PREGNANCY RATES ARE SO HIGH, YOU KNOW!

Me: ”Ma’am, it doesn’t quite work like that. Now, if you could just–”

Customer: ”All I want is an apology. My daughter has been traumatized!”

Me: ”Fine, I’ll call the doctor and I’ll see if he can speak to you for a moment.”

Customer: ”Tell him to get his butt down here right away, too. My daughter had to leave her boyfriend in the hot tub!”