@Danson: See? Told you she’d be cool. Catz is cool. B)
@Max: That is hilarious! :lol: How does he know it’s racist? Maybe it’s sexist. 
I’ll give $10 on this forum who can sex up catz.
No husbands allowed.
You rang?
I’ll pass - last time I “sexed up” a more mature woman on the internet she became my first (and hopefully last) stalker, cause she couldn’t get enough of me. Not bragging or anything - it was really embarrassing and I am still afraid she might find out where I live now.
She managed to find out my old address back in the day and sent me presents and letters, and it got really creepy to the point where even receiving an e-mail from her totally freaked me out. That woman even contacted my fuckin’ parents! No way I am ever doin’ that again! :fffuuu:
Court order dude, court order. Also, my gf is way older than me, and she’s not like that.
Your parents where really nice!
Can I get your new address?
Awesome troll is awesome. :lol:
A man is beaten with a spoon 2000000 times, over 9 years. Hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3pqw4AhVWk
a 10 second joke dragged out over 10 minutes. I guess that was kind of the point though.
A fireman runs into a classroom holding a screwdriver and yells: “Quick, everyone get out. This is not a drill!”
Why did the spy cross the road? He didn’t - he never really was on your side.
I knew a guy who fell into an industrial grinding machine. He’s fine now.
I knew a guy who lost the entire left side of his body, he’s all right now
I knew a butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only Juan.
What do you call two Mexicand playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a Mexican with rubber toes? Roberto.
What’s a Mexican’s best sport? Cross Country
A room temperature superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve superconductors here.” So, the superconductor leaves without any resistance.
Schrödinger’s cat walked into a bar, he didn’t walk into a bar.
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What would you like to drink?” and the bear proceeds to eat the bartender. Because it is a bear.
Very TL;DR.
soon I will bring some funny to this thread. Just wait.
I linked to the original in the description.
Many prefer this version!
You mean the one person to comment?
Or are we to take you at your word?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-bvHlb2Fe8 (8 second clip)
Arrested Development did lots of jokes like that as well. So funny.