Sup guys, I’ve been lurking on this site for a while, and decided to make an account. Yes I read the FAQ, don’t bother me about that. So, I hope to enjoy this forum. 
Don’t we all. Since when were roaches allowed to start threads announcing their arrival? I don’t really care, but it seems rather pointless.
EDIT: Forgot to say hello. Hi!
better than anything you’ve done OH
ICE BURN IS NICE BURN
Yo dawgs, we heard you like introductory threads, so we put a newb in your forums so you can flame while you say hello!
I have been shamed. 
Guys. You shouldn’t judge people just because of their forum title. Last I checked I was a roach myself. Of course I didn’t make an intro thread or anything and actually I don’t really see what I was trying to accomplish here…
But anyway… Are you going to post anything else than this one thread Resus? 'Cause I must say, I kinda like your avatar.
Oh, I see how it is. Tis’ a man’s forum.
And that would make you? A boy? A Woman? A duck? 
I prefer the term ‘Minefield of Faggotry’ myself…
Not that recently-joined roaches have made generally good impressions of themselves either, mind you.
Welcome along mate, I reckon its polite to introduce yourself
Forum title seems to be some kind of electronic penis size around here, but it counts for fuck all. Its very easy to make hundreds of irrelevant and pointless posts, but more difficult to make a handful of good ones (I’m not saying I’ve managed to )
Enjoy your stay, and I’m sure being flamed is a deeply terrifying prospect if you’re 11
You’re actually a vortigaunt because I know your real post count.
Welcome to the forums. Sit back relax and try not to add fuel to the flames if they sprout up. Those that do … well, I just call them flamers.
Oh, and see my siggy for some of the more needed threads.
Helpful Catz is helpful.
Also: Hullo thar!