I don’t know if is should laugh or be scared as hell. because CDC has a zombie plan.
With the supposed Apocalypse coming saturday, im pretty happy i read this.
Nothing useful in it. I’ve already got better guides in case of zombie apocalypse. Only thing I need now is a gun.
There is no better zombie survival guide than this. I still haven’t finished it, though… Guess I should D:
Well you can’t blame them for having a plan. You know. Just in case. Lots of world governments have plans in case of aliens coming to Earth. You’ll be rethinking this thread when the CDC crushes the zombie apocalypse.
I am just surprised they have a plan. Also I AM ready as it is I know a sh*t load of ways to make explosives out of household chemicals, and i have a video tutorial on how to turn a nerf cs6 into a flamethrower (the flamethrower is not for zombies I want to burn things this 4th of July.)
where is the “what to do in a zombie threat” thread? I could have sworn there was something like that here. I need to contribute.
I can’t agree more.
They don’t have a plan, its just a funny way to remind basic things like have an emergency kit and a plan of evac. Same stuff when facing disasters like hurricanes or earthquakes.
This. It’s an amazing book and brings up things I’d never consider, you should read his other book world war Z it’s a good read
You idiots. You can’t kill zombies because they’re already dead.
Kenshiro made sure of it.
nobodies fav zomibie movie is resient evil this things bullshite
The word “zombie” is actually is African and means “god”.
Try making it, if you get the thisthreadagain.jpeg, it already exists. Necroposting is also not appreciated because you bring an old thread back to life! :aah:
Also: Zombies can’t run, if they are brought back to life, their bodies will decay. After an hour, their muscles will be like liquid and after a while they will either fall apart or just die again.
Which African language is that. Because you know African is not a language 
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Dark one doesn’t have to be prepared for a zombie apocalypse. If any zombie crosses him, he’ll just get mad and go batshit crazy on it.
Well, I basically read it in a book and I think it said it was south African… If that is not correct then it is just something an African person would say if he tried to speak english.
There is no such language as South African either 
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Zombie can have many meanings the undead just being one of them.
A zombie can be a person infected by a rabies like virus that deteriorates hiire brain function effectively turning them in to slobbering morons that attack anything that moves.
A zombie can also be thing controlled by a parasite or Bactria that spreads via the hosts death or biological contact with others(there are larva insects taht do this to slugs and some Bactria that do the same thing to ants.)
The result will anyway be death in one week or earlier. Rabies eats your brain (if I’m not confusing it with Alzheimer).
Also most of the times a bug gets infected the whole thing most of the times end with a painful death. Like in this and this other example. The bugs is also too small to infect a human, a fly could lay an egg in a wound, but it would not control your brain, but it can kill you.
yes yes. but keep in mind the government is crazy and so are people. Some where some retard might mutated a bug or virus to control the human body. I don’t see this happening any time soon 50 year min but it is posable.
also death could happen between 3 days and 3 weeks based on the type of infection. only way a “zombie” could live is if they actually ate something and the viruse or what ever was maintaining the body as well as controlling it.