hahaha! Been there done that, Kenny. and broke up with the girl (but for a whole different set of reasons)
wait, wants you to marry? I thought you said she doesn’t know who you are
You are still an a-hole, just like me!
My last breakup was terrible, I still to this day don’t know how I coped. It was my own fault though, I got drunk and did some stupid things.
It took ages to rekindle the magic, but we’re back and strong as ever, now the cast has been removed. Damn stupid wrist breaking on me!
Well… I can’t really say I’m ultra-depressed like some of the crazy shit talked about in here… but I did have a break up once that involved me walking into my ex’s room and seeing her having sex with her sister.
Yes… her sister. And, no… I did not want to join in… (as many of my friends have asked). It was… disgusting, and so sad at the same time. And it caught me so off guard that I just left without saying anything to her… but, that’s my worst breakup story.
Eesh.
that’s pretty disturbing
my last breakup i ran out and punched and kicked a wall several times until my knuckles bled
i didnt feel well
Ahaha, broken knuckles are pretty much a condition only guys suffer from.
You know what they say when you assume. Well, in this case just you. 
You seem to be equating my disbelief of ‘true’ love as having no feelings or a shitty upbringing when that is furthest from the truth. My belief is not based on cynicism or any shitty thoughts. It is simply a belief based on something I believe is not real. At no time did I say I don’t believe in love, I even stated previously that I do believe you can love someone and have loved in the past. But this concept of a one ‘true’ love where you find that one person who is forever and ever your one single soul mate who you will go off into the ever after with is false.
For me it was like this lightning strike moment, where I finally came to the realization that it isn’t real. As I went through life I began seeing these small matchstick lights of truth that over time added more and more doubt to the concept of ‘true’ love. The one couple, for me, who epitomized the concept of true love, ended up divorcing 20+ years later and now can’t stand each other.
So in that lightning strike moment I realized that there is no such thing as true love. There is love, just not the concept of a life long love with that one person. And to be honest, I’ve never been happier. All this time, going through life, searching for ‘true’ love only to be heart broken and disappointed time after time when the relationship failed. The pressure of finding "true’ love, the stress of wondering if this next time is it. No more, and I couldn’t be happier. I now go out armed with the knowledge, that for me, it doesn’t exist so now I no longer am burdened with that weight.
Now, I go out and there is no pressure. If I meet someone and it turns into something, I go into it with the knowledge that it will inevitably end. It may end in a week, 6 months or 10 years, but it will end. And knowing that has freed me. I like to feel I’ve evolved beyond, and no longer carry that weight. Again, I believe in love. And if I find someone and fall in love then that’s good. But if that relationship ends, and it will, I know am prepared for it. I now see life as a series of relationships that will come and go, and through each one I will create good memories and good times and when it ends, the next will begin. And so the pattern will repeat until I die.
So instead of regretting that last, I simply look forward to the next. I’ve swapped the regret for the anticipation.
shrugs Just the way I feel now. You may think it’s cynical when in actuality it’s not. I’m actually a half glass full kinda guy. I have no animosity towards the concept of “true love” I just don’t believe in it.
Yup.
“I’d rather be a whiny pussy than a faggy goth kid anyways.” :3
I find wall-punching to be pretty fucking ridiculous.
Reading this thread just makes me even happier to be an aromantic asexual.
My condolences to all of you, though.
Hmm, not understanding this. Just because your an aromantic asexual, I don’t see how that makes you exempt from having your heart broken.
shrugs
A person can’t break my heart if I don’t care for them in the first place.
Not all relationships are about romance or sex.
Ah, ok. I misinterpreted this. I thought it meant a romantic with no sexual attraction. But you just feel nothing, like some cold dead fish.
My condolences. 
it’s a great way to prevent yourself from knocking someone in the face, or from going crazy with frustration
throwing your cellphone against the wall/floor/something else also helps
It just occurred to me that this could be the premise of as 60/70s style sci fi TV series.
“Fnork, the cold emotionless automaton sent from the future…to save the past”
Add some cheesy sci fi soundtrack and a time travel montage.
“Tonights Episode: Fnork rebukes the romantic advances of a man and in doing so narrowly averts the Hindenburg tragedy.”
what the monkey fucking jesus kung-fu kicking super dog hell? :aah::aah::aah:
I’m trying to imagine this in a non-arousing way…it’s not happening because I am imagining two hot firm breasted naked lesbians who happen to be sisters. But I can appreciate that if I were in your position I probably would not be aroused in the slightest.