You don’t understand the art of trolling. A true troll doesn’t troll for the fame and fortune, but for the sake of being a troll. If you want to be a successful troll, you can’t allow people to know you are a troll, because then you will constantly be called out, and it ruins the trolling experience. Too many people pull off the “lol, I just trolled you” when they made a stupid post, and they’re trying to come up with a reason for it. I’ve learned from the best trolls, and I know when to hold 'em, and when to troll 'em.
There was this one guy on a forum a while back who was trying to pull out some arguments for OSX vs Windows, except he was pulling this shit out of his ass, bad facts (trying to use data to support them, which didn’t hold up at all), but it was obvious he was being sincere about it. I responded to him, saying about how he was wrong and such, and he did the whole “lol, I trolled you” thing to save face. I totally called him out on it, he started bitching, and we got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.