My birthday suit doesn’t have pockets.
Sure it does.
“Good way to avoid frostbite, folks: Put your hands between your buttocks! That’s nature’s pocket.”
So you want me to put my phone between my buttocks?
A crowbar, USP Match pistol, 168 9mm rounds, Colt Python revolver, 24 .357 bullets, SPAS-12 shotgun, 36 12-gauge buckshot shells, MP7 submachine gun, 314 4.6x30mm rounds, 3 rifle grenades, Overwatch Standard Issue Pulse Rifle, 3 pulse clips, 3 energy orbs, crossbow, 10 heated rebars, 5 MK3A2 grenades, Rocket Propelled Grenade launcher, 3 laser-guided rockets, Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator, infinite amount of squeaky balls and a flashlight.
Absolutely nothing.
It was inevitable. 
and small :3
also i like how you felt your johnson through a hole in your pocket but you werent sure what it was so you tried to pull it out.
ahhhh what is this thing it wasn’t here before
This:
^^^ Wow, wasn’t expecting that!O_o Dig the awesome green monster! :awesome:
Oh how cute, a scaled-down Porygon Papercraft (right underneath that wooden toucan)
where’d you happen upon what appears to be a .50 caliber Shell?
How/where does one Simply “find” a spent 12 gauge shotgun Shell?
I call bull. You don’t just find that kind of stuff laying on the street with nobody noticing it before you. I know people are blind, but definitely not THAT blind.
Nthing cause I am wearing another football kit. [color=black]no, not handegg
The 28mm shell is one of 3, and I didn’t find them, they belonged to my grandfather. The shotgun cartridges I found, not on the street obviously, but out in the fields.
It’s mostly found stuff, but some isn’t. Especially the bigger things.
Okay, that I can believe. Fucking ridiculous tie on the ground. The thought alone.
when I’m out: mobile phone, 16GB USB, smiley face bouncy ball, youngscot card, key to the front door, about £2, a packet of tic-tacs, a torch, a monocular, a pack of tissues, a notebook,a can of pepsi max and a snack.
Also, anything I happen to find which I might want/ consider useful.
A laser pointer