what superhuman abilities do you wish to be?

#61

I still think… to me, infinite sperm, invincible, anti charm and anti mind control is best to me.

#62

why on earth would you want infinite sperm

#63

Infinite cumming.

#64

Relax everybody. Having a problem with your dick could have hapened to anyone.

#65

The power to create an army of trolls to rush a website and destroy it forever

Oh right:
MWAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

#66

It’s called 4chan, I’m sure you can get them to attack something.

:ninja:

#67

Rules #1 and 2…

#68

I want to be able to fly and then I could shout YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN’T GLIDE!! and then shoot people with the lasers from my finger (just got that from watching an old simpsons episode and liked it)

#69

I don’t go to that shitty website, so I don’t give a fuck about their rules :stuck_out_tongue:

And, I don’t have a website or anything they can virtually attack, so I don’t fear their wrath.

#70

They can ruin your entire life if they really want y’know?

#71

Meh. I’m still not scared of them

From the memes that they come up with, it seems like you need to have a lobotomy to be a regular poster. Very rarely do they produce anything that is actually cool or funny.

#72

Only applies to raids fagot. Sure 4chan sucks dick, but you look like an idiot when you pretend to be a part of them and yet still can’t make the disguise convincing.

#73

OR

Those have always been fun in daydreams. Especially when you hit someone you hate in the balls with a baseball bat a few times then unpause time.

#74

If i have infinite sperm, i can cum infinity. :awesome:

#75

Imagine it controlling 4chan…
Creating memes, Troll everywhere, Destroying people’s life…
I’LL RULE THE INTERNET

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

#76

Hell yeah! How could I forget the ability to stop time, but youself can move. There was a episode in the Outer Limits if I remeber correctly where a guy was able to do this, since then this caused a lot of daydreams what shit I could do with that…

#77

To go back in time to kill M00t before he makes 4Chan
4Chan was the Resonance Cascade of the internet.

#78

yeah that’s not how it works

#79

Dude, let the man have his dreams.

#80

lol awesome. Unfortunatly no HECU marines rushed in and eliminated the problem :frowning:

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