Basket, which is a forbidden sport on Portugal and whoever talks about it is dead by now OH SHI-
But seriously, football (no the american one) is the only sport known here. Everyone is bored at Physical Education? Lets play fotball! Hey, you have a tenis ball and some rackets? Lets play football!
On a job interview “So, Mr. Eugene, I can see you’re a fat, geek fucker, you fail at life and you cut yourself… Sorry sir, but… Wait YOU PLAYED 7.34 MINUTES OF FOOTBALL ON THE 3RD GRADE? I am terribly sorry, mister Eugen let me kiss your boots. You’re now CEO of this company. Please, rape my fat ass as a sign of respect.”
WHAT DO WE WANT?
RONALDO!
WHEN DO WE WANT?
NOW!
WHY DO WE WANT?
FOR NO APPARENT REASON, WE ARE JUST TOO LAZY TO FIND ANOTHER SPORT TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES!