I have one of those on my HVAC closet.
A hardware analyst? I hope you feed him/her on occasion. 
No! That is why my computer is always breaking…
“Assistant II”
Yes, very vague.
I had the same title when I was one of the IT technicians, since I fall under the same category as far as my contract goes.
Right now, I am in the business office. My responsibilities are:
Sending FedEx packages
Bringing outgoing mail to the security guard desk
Bringing incoming mail to the business office, sorting it, and putting it in the proper person’s box
Doing whatever the fuck other people in the business office ask me to do
Drupal web projects
In a University of Maryland biotech research facility btw.
I’d much rather be doing that than what I’m doing now. The part of my old job I enjoyed the most (even more than what I’ve done at my current job) was the mindless physical stuff.
Software developer at a swedish game company. Just started. it’s awesome! (no, it’s unfortunately not mojang) 
ICT Technician at a school.
Tis pretty good, I get along with all the staff members, have my own office and have plenty of opportunity to learn.
My contract expires mid next year though… and with the government budget cuts to education I may have to look elsewhere…
Does teenager count as a job title? Heh.
Dismounted Infantry w/ m203 aka Grenadier.
I run a computer shop, which is a bit like owning your own toy shop really, being surrounded by shiny things.
It’s fun and I enjoy it; besides, no one else would employ me anyway.
I’m a part-time “store clerk” in a drugstore, if that’s the correct term. I basically put stuff on shelves and help customers find what they’re looking for, as well as anything my boss asks me to do. And I’m also a full-time student.
What is cool about that is if you get a promotion you can tell people you levelled up!
EDIT: On a related note, I’ve been told I can’t store up any more vacation days. I have to use them by December, or have them pay out. I don’t take a lot of vacations, so I have like 30+ days saved up. So I either take a bunch of time off to finish off the year, or I get like $6500 ( before taxes ) added onto my last pay check of the year. Yay for me!
Yay for you.
High School teacher in History/Geography/Citizenship education.
Night Receptionist.
I work the night shift at a hotel. It´s pretty cool actually. I can take my laptop with me and work on my own stuff while I´m there. And the best part: No shitty radio, no TV, just me and the silence of the night. I love it.
Slenderman is outside your window. Don’t look.
I work at a restaurant and I write for a sports newspaper with nation-wide distribution (I write about boring stuff though).
Currently going full-time freshman at college… and jobless. I’m looking for a Graphic Design or Animation job in Dallas after I graduate.
The Officer of the Office of Wasting Time in the Office.
I actually played Slender here the first time and totally freaked out. This place can be scary.
Student in college…and desk assistant at a freshman dorm building. In fact, I’m at work right now. hahaa
Raminator is the scientific consultant for Black Mesa, making sure all the chemical diagrams accurately represent the ingredients in a freshly baked pizza.