Actually it’s a grown dude, the game just has dumb screams. Also, the great thing is that they actually love those kinds of slides. The slide’s concept doesn’t actually break any rules, since basically all water slides come to a linear end (rather than loop). The game designers seem to have expected you to reasonably make slides end just above a pool, but as long as you technically have them land in the pool, they won’t get hurt and the game doesn’t penalize you. It also seems they’re far less picky about water slides than they are roller coasters, since I’m pretty sure they normally wouldn’t put up with the dozens of g’s they suffer through at the bottom of that slide, were it a roller coaster.
The Sims is basically just a torture simulator. I’ve heard of sweet little old grannies who play Sims 2 and set up extremely elaborate, creative, horrible and slow deaths for their sims. SomethingAwful has a couple hilarious Sims 2 stories buried in its front page archives somewhere.
