Valve promises '3 big surprises' are coming

[DiePoente]

To be a little bit realistic, than any others here, who try to be funny, and fail hard (I won’t call any names)

1. Steam comes for Linux, for real this time. (Shocks, because no one would’ve expected it)

2. Half Life 2 Episode 3 turns into Half Life 3, cause Valve realized that the “shorter games in shorter distances” idea doesn’t work anymore. It will be announced in end 2011, so that Portal 2 doesn’t lose any attention from the people. (Shocks, because many will ask, what happened to Episode 3)

3. The Dota game (Shocks, because it’s completely different to all the other games from Valve)

[CatzEyes93]

so seriously, have we found out what the “surprizes” are? I said I wasnt interested but I guess I was mistaken.

[DiePoente]

If we would have found out what the surprises are, they wouldn’t be surprises anymore

[CatzEyes93]

:retard:oh. hehe. duh victoria.

[mechaelite]

@X_Mastershot_X

I knw but Since We won’t see the same stuff again in HL3 (i hope) They will do everything they wanted to do in the Half-life 2 storyline

… maybe before going to hl3 they do some expansions were you play as a combine or shits like that wich you play as another character who isn’t Gordan.

[darkendlinx]

1 black mesa is not to be relesed till 2015
2 alyx goes crazy out of remorse over her fathers death
3 valve is going bankrupt so no hl games

[DiePoente]

@darkendlinx

1 black mesa is not to be relesed till 2015
2 alyx goes crazy out of remorse over her fathers death
3 valve is going bankrupt so no hl games

:facepalm:

@darkendlinx

1 black mesa is not to be relesed till 2015

:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

[BahamutBBob]

@Deimos

I don’t think any ones favorite series here is half-life to be honest man, i mean it’s an amazing game, but as far as series’ go it’s got nothing on some.

It’s not my favorite series, but it would probably make my top 5.

@darkendlinx

3 valve is going bankrupt so no hl games

You do realize that they don’t ever have to develop a game again because of how successful Steam is, right?

[lambda]

If they come with the idea of; sorry guys, but we’re lazy, so no more half life games, you can imagine the rest of the story, i commit suicide.
Well, not really, but my life will never be the same again.

[mechaelite]

if episode 3 does not come out in the next 3 years, I will go on a killing spree at Valve and kill everyone who stopped working on Ep3.

[mrfohlin]

^
If you do that, there will never be a Half-Life made by the original team again. :hmph:

[X_Mastershot_X]

@mrfohlin

^
If you do that, there will never be a Half-Life made by the original team again. :hmph:

…But atleast there will be a Half-life game

[mrfohlin]

@X_Mastershot_X

…But atleast there will be a Half-life game

They’ll take the series with them to the grave.

[BahamutBBob]

If they don’t, development on the series would go a hell of a lot faster, though.

Probably be nowhere near as good, but it wouldn’t take 18 months to three years (going to be more) to make an episode of the game.

[HEV_Technician_Delta]

@Maxey

Ultimate Edition ($JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST) gives you full ownership of Aperture Labs and all of its properties.

Ultimate Deluxe Edition($HOLYMUTHRFUKARUJOKING) gives you all of the above plus the collective incomes and organs of -SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE-.

[mechaelite]

@mrfohlin

^
If you do that, there will never be a Half-Life made by the original team again. :hmph:

They have 3 years until I get my shotgun, time enough to do an episode. Anyways I would only kill those who were in a ‘‘resting time’’ and stopped working on ep3.

@X_Mastershot_X

…But atleast there will be a Half-life game

^ This guy thinks, the guys workin’ at Valve will find new people to do it.

@mrfohlin

They’ll take the series with them to the grave.

Nah, they can’t do that, there are so many Valve workers.

@BahamutBBob

If they don’t, development on the series would go a hell of a lot faster, though.

Probably be nowhere near as good, but it wouldn’t take 18 months to three years (going to be more) to make an episode of the game.

Well, in theory they already started the episode so I guess it will come out before 3 years…

[BahamutBBob]

I meant time from the previous episode to the next episode. We’ve heard nothing about Episode 3 except that they want to make it longer, possibly the length of a full game.

October 10th will mark the “third birthday” of Episode 2.

Valve won’t surprise release Episode 3 before then.

They’ll take more than three years to make Episode 3.

I stand by my previous post.

[Lord_Grievous]

In our final interview tomorrow, I ask Gabe what the piracy rates are like on Steam games, and what’s going on with Episode Three. You might not like the answer.

:’(

[DiePoente]

Doesn’t matter. We still know, that there will be definitely a new Half Life game

[mechaelite]

In our final interview tomorrow, I ask Gabe what the piracy rates are like on Steam games, and what’s going on with Episode Three. You might not like the answer.

what’s going on with Episode Three. You might not like the answer.

:what:

You might not like the answer.

D: :mean::aah::aah::aah::aah: F************************************CK I wanted to see episode 3 fast. I think I will go and buy my shotgun now and go over a killing spree around the city to calm down!