That’s because we’re lazAHEM ‘Busy’.
Gordon Freeman is actually an experiment where they put the DNA of all the greatest action stars ever together
So, he has Schwatzeneagger (or however is wrote) gens? That means he will love war and weapons?
Schwarzenegger
Schwarznigger
snippety
Schwartzkreig. Begin.
Schwarzstrüdel.
Schwartz
Schwartzkoppf
Swatch-nicker
Swashbuckler
Swartzibanning
schwartzjiggler
cigaretter
Schwartzegordan
Oh god what have I done.
Schwartzegigger, thats what.
Schwartzhgdsjjyx
you creat THE END!