I’ve been trying to think of something good for myself. I haven’t come up with anything I like but I found this:
https://www.username-generator.com/
It gave me Shoppingpoo and MrsPenis but I don’t like those.
that’s the joke.jpg
I know.
K thanks i got some ideas now for some more names
MrsPenis is still available if you want it. I won’t use it.
CrotchFreak, DisCrapper and CoffeeFluffer seem like pretty cool names…
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Name yourself your fav breakfast cereal
I used to have a lot of other internet usernames, but after a while, I found them to be silly. I eventually just went with my actual name, which is what I suggest you do.
everyone know the leeter your username is the bigger the size of your virtual penis
{UbErPWNZ0rZ)XxKILLA69Xx13379001 (last place in scoreboard) > average joe (first place in scoreboard)
/sarcasm off
xXx_SexInatOr_xXx
people will think you’re real sexy if you use that name because it has x’s in it.
<— U HAX!!! /// U SUX!!! —>
Call yourself Dr. Strangelove.
EDIT: nevermind that name sucks.
Poopy McDickerson
Drew Peacock
El Payaso Malo
I just took my favorite non-Human Sci Fi character (Crypto from “Destroy All Humans!”, I thought he was funny as hell at times), then that about a half a year later I changed to Cry0 due to a typo I made (Fail), then I liked that a little and that then I kept that for about 2 years I think, then I switched to Crypt, and after like 3 months that was taken when I signed up for some forum somewhere, (I don’t even Remember) and I added my age at the time, and that’s been my main username ever since…
Pick something small, and after time you’ll probably change it (or screw it up somehow) and it’ll slowly evolve on it’s own.
I always miss the time to post these xD
I’m a nerd
And I’m a guy
Nerd + Guy= Profit
I recommend: Myusernameisnotimpersonatingraminatorcuzifididhewillbanmeforeverfromtheforumandnotlettingmedownloadblackmesasourcecuaimagayfucktardohyeahlolololandimalsoaretardedspoonwiththreepenisesoneformymomoneformysisterandoneformygirlfriend
or i dare you to name:
Madmax resurrected
/joke
Or something as original as iDontHaveAnyName.
That’ll show 'em.
or just NoName
Thars lotsa ninjas on the internet. There is also lotsa assholes, I suggest you use SURPLUS_ASSHOLE.
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