You lose, because what you fail to take into account is that cheese is so awesome it even makes bacon better.
Somehow I found a way.
We will have to resort to SCIENCE to find out if it is not the bacon which makes cheese better…
Meanwhile I’ll go find bacon flavoured cheeseballs.
If Cheese makes everything taste better, and Bacon makes everything taste better, and Sex makes everything better, and Lasers make everything better, than would Laser Bacon Cheese Sex be the best thing ever? Or even possible? Need to run some tests…
^on acid.
If you could choose between cheese or blowjobs, so you can only have one for the rest of your days, which would you choose?..
I gotta say I’d go with cheese.
I turned down my first sex to have a grilled cheese sandwich. Of course I got the sex later, but damn it, I needed that sandwich to have the energy for the sex 
So fukken sig’d :retard:
I think I’d have to say blowjobs. And I’m a vegetarian, so cheese is pretty damned important to me.
Then again, that might be because of how long it’s been since I last had one. I guess I’d miss cheese after that long too 
Fucking NOM.
OMNOMNOM
No wait…
[COLOR=‘DarkRed’]OMNOMNOM[/SIZE]
There must be about 150000 health points in that baby.
God, I loath phone sex.
I’m sure it loathes you too
OM NOM NOM!!!
This thread is making me feel sick. Only bacon and cheese in a meal? I bet you’re all a bunch of fatties.
Nah, it feels so shitty to me, where the thrill? and the pleasure in it? the foreplay, the impending sexual intercourse (I’m being PG-13 here guys), the true thrill ride of that bodily contact, skin rubbing on skin. Sweat and sexually creating that sexual bond. and then you blow you load by that time and you feel down in the rocks slightly because you cant go on anymore.
That’s what I feel missing from phone sex. it lacks.
Actually I could eat 5 of those and I wouldn’t take a gram of fat.
Enjoy your teenage metabolism while it lasts.
Eat like that when you’re starting to crest your 20s and see what happens to you.