Are you kidding? The organ donation sketch was excellent! Not to mention Death and Mr. Creosote!
Can’t be more agree with you. Also I’ll add The world of Narnia, the only movie where I left the theater before it’s end.
- Beyond the Wall of Sleep (Steals the title from an excellent Lovecraft story and makes it’s own story up. Couldn’t finish it, the first 30 minutes nothing happened but it switching from black and white to color)
- There Will Be Blood (Good for about half the movie and then turns to absolute garbage)
- Can’t think of another movie.
I pretty much loved High School Musical 3. I went for $3 and the theatre was completely empty except for me. I got the best seats in the house for Zac Efron’s glistening abs pumping to the beat of godawful manufactured pop music. So worth it. :jizz:
Edit: Also, Kairouseki, if “There Will Be Blood” is in your list of the top 3 worst movies, you’re obviously just trollin’.
As I said it was good up till [COLOR=‘LemonChiffon’]his son loses his hearing and is sent away.I hated the rest of the movie. And the only reason that it’s in my top three is because I couldn’t think of any other movies that I’ve seen that I hated. I normally only watch movies if there’s a really good chance that I’ll like them.
I’m going to add Bruno to my list - certainly the worst film I’ve seen this year.
I can’t remember the last few movies I wanted to stab to death, but The Zombie Diaries was definitely one of them.
This was the box art:
Looks awesome, doesn’t it? Makes one think the movie would be awesome, too, or decent. Or even slightly decent. Not like the two hour youtube video it turned out to be.
But it was just bad. Unbelievable action, stupid slow zombies that managed to sneak up on fully alert humans in the middle of wide open fields, and a contrived message about humans being the ~real monsters.
So bad. My zombie boner died a little that day.
I cant even think about it without getting angry.
I am sorry for your zombie boner.
That’s sad when the poster for a movie is better than the actual movie…
I saw this godawful zombie movie made in New Zealand. About half way through, the quality dropped abysmally. When they were inside a car, you couldn’t actually see outside because the camcorder couldn’t cope with the sunlight.
Also, on the box it showed them all with katanas riding along in a car chopping up zombies. They never used anything even resembling swords, and they certainly didn’t fight in a car. How dare they lie to me!
Was it Zombi 2? I don’t know very many Italian zombie movies.
An Italian zombie movie made in New Zealand? Shot on a digital camcorder in 1979?
Haha, I read that horribly wrong.
Just so long as you aren’t putting down Swamp Zombies or Zombie Holocaust (I know a woman that has acted in both 
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Watchmen (2009) – Yes, that movie. Yes, I’ll probably get flamed for listing this movie but the reason I intensely disliked it (to the point of walking out of the theater) is due to this: There are no high points. There are no even “up” points. It’s all doom, gloom, violence, and depression. I mean, I’m no wuss where it comes to violence, but it needs to be offset by…something! Every single superhero is flawed to the point that I don’t really care about any of them and don’t really care if they lived or died. I’m not saying that there should have been some sort of comic relief, but there needed to be SOME sort of relief. Gah…
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One Magic Christmas (1985) – Perhaps it’s not as bad as other movies (Manos, Plan 9, Battlefield Earth, etc), but on this one, I part ways from a lot of people. Damn was this movie bad. It’s not actor’s fault. It’s not the director’s fault. The movie itself was perfectly good. Why do I consider it so “bad” that I put it in the “AWFUL” category? It’s the story. Let’s take a look at a couple elements: A woman is disillusioned from the spirit of Christmas so what do they do? Well, if you’ve seen the movie, where she’s alone in the bathroom really scream “Christmas” doesn’t it? Anyway, I part ways with my dad on this film because he absolutely adores it. I can’t stand it, though.
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Werewolf (1996) – Starring one of the lesser Estevezes (though, that’s kind of cheating because I used a joke from the MST3K of this movie and listing movies that MST3K lampooned doesn’t count. Does it?). Why: Well, the acting for one, and the fact that there’s absolutely nothing good about this movie that I can find.
I liked Watchmen but I can see how some people would not like it. It was all basically cynicism and the heroes do have a lot of flaws but that’s what makes it good, I think.
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In what way was the sex scene set to Hallelujah not comic relief?
I thought watchmen was pretty good but I really missed the black frigate parts from the novel or tho there going to be added to the directors cut. The sex scene was painfully funny, I still cant here hallelujah with out smilling. And I really didnt see the point of changing the ending.
Bad films.
- Paycheck,awfull,awfull film.
- House of the Dead (so Bad I kinda of fell in love with It)
- Punisher
Tom Jane wtf?
- Napoleon Dynamite
- Any Disney Sequel
- Any other Disney Sequel
How can you say Twilight is the worst movie ever if you’ve never seen it? Honestly, just because you’re a guy doesn’t mean you HAVE to hate it. It’s not as bad as you all think.