Tomorrow I will be leaving for navy basic training

[Dr_Strangelove]

No one is as good as me Doc.

[Dr_Perky]

@Fancy Pants

effin proud of u for real tho

@CPU

The Five Most Dangerous Things in the US Navy

A Seaman saying, “I learned this in Boot Camp…”
A Petty Officer saying, “Trust me, sir…”
A Lieutenant JG saying, “Based on my experience…”
A Lieutenant saying, “I was just thinking…”
A Chief chuckling, “Watch this shit…”

:retard:

[NetWarriorDan]

Because in my mind this is what you look like now.

[Dr_Perky]

it appears i have a new avatar <.<

[NetWarriorDan]

[Comrade_Tiki]

It’s… it’s gorgeous! Now I don’t have to wonder what Dr. Perky looks like!! I would suggest cropping it, for a bigger figure in the avatar, but his solitude adds to the comedy.

…

I have a rather-rotund friend who wore a dark brown t-shirt one day. I turned to him and said “Life’s funny, Beartato.”

He was not very appreciative. But as we continued walking to his car, I remembered a time when I was in Wal-Mart where some guy walked up to me to say hi… honestly mistaking me for someone local by the name of “Reggie”.