This thread is in the same fashion as the ‘Pimp your…’ thread but, instead of posting the latest stuff you’ve bought, post the stuff you wish you had.
I just drool over the idea of some day owning this beauty:
Classic Series '72 Telecaster Thinline
The ability to invest in the stock market. Too poor to do it tho.
A large room full of martial arts weapons, big enough to practice with them in.
And a pickup truck.
And a girlfriend.
Enough money to start real DJ career.
iPod Shuffle isn’t really that expensive, you know.
Motivation.
Seriously, if I had motivation, I could get soooo much done.
Currency.
A meaning in my life. Haven’t found any yet… 
You already have a pussymobile… what do you need a truck for?
Talk to hubi. One of his many talents is that he is a DJ. Perhaps he can give you some pointers.
Well, when I started the thread I was referring to material things (in the same fashion as the ‘Pimp your…’ thread), but this seems like quite an interesting turn.
But what for? what would you buy with it?
'68 or '69 B&B Fender Jaguar (Olympic White with anodized gold pickguard)
A gun and a bullet - in case of apocalypse.
I wish I had… uh… stuff.
I wish I had my holidays already. Damn school goes on too long. I also wish I had somebody to do my homework perfectly for me.
I wish I had Ram’s computer.
I wish I had a billion dollars. Would solve all my problems, basically.
if only
More currency.
Nah, but seriously. I would buy the parts needed for the ultimate gaming rig.
Except your need for happiness 
Who needs happiness when you have a billion dollars?
Happiness is for hippies, faggots and faggot hippies.