The WTF thread.

[Diabolical]

This Woman Married Her Two Male Cats - And January Marks Their 10-Year Anniversary

When Barbarella Buchner broke up with her partner of seven years, she thought that she would never find love again.

But then the 48-year-old realised her soulmates had been standing in front for her the whole time – her two cats.

Barbarella married her two male pet cats called Spider and Lugosi, and they celebrated their 10-year anniversary in January.

She even proved her everlasting devotion to her two feline husbands by getting their initials tattooed on her right leg.

The web designer from Forest Gate, London says: “My two cats are my soul mates. They’re the loves of my life.

“Before when I had a human relationship, he’d come home and we’d argue over something or he’d want to chat when I don’t want to chat.

“Lugosi and Spider are different – I’m definitely happily married to them.

“I’m not alone, I have my cats now. I have no regrets and I don’t care what people say.”

Read more: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/01/06/woman-marriage-two-cats-anniversary_n_6423642.html

^And also, the video is the source as well.

[Diabolical]

That fucking doctor… @2:08
youtube.com/watch?v=CzPYDqtaqyI

Source: https://edition.cnn.com/2015/01/30/health/arizona-measles-vaccination-debate/index.html

[CPU]

‘Landslide’ Doesn’t Even Begin To Cover What The Earth Is Doing In This Video

[align=center]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gSDgZaHvtg[/align]

[Tiki]

Now imagine the nerdrage a few miles away when those power-lines went down !

[Chickenprotector]

I thought the angry ones were German not Russian (not sure which language that is).

[Chickenprotector]

Bump for this:

youtube.com/watch?v=DvRBQWbcVQQ

[Diabolical]

Time to bring this thread back from the dead, because this article will shock you all.

A criminal and internal investigation is underway at Kellogg’s after a video surfaced online that appears to show a man filming himself urinating on products on an assembly line.

An internal investigation found it was recorded in 2014 at a facility in Memphis, Tennessee, the company said.

It potentially affected Rice Krispies Treats, Rice Krispies Treats cereal and puffed rice cake products – though all would be past their expiration date at this point.

Kris Charles, a Kellogg’s spokesman, said the company is “outraged by this completely unacceptable situation.”

“We were shocked and deeply disappointed by this video that we just learned of yesterday,” Charles said in a statement Saturday. “We immediately alerted law enforcement authorities and regulators.”

https://www.cnn.com/2016/03/13/us/kellogg-worker-urinate-video/

[Crypt]

That’s fucked. Dunno what type of tool would find doing that sort of thing amusing.

[Diabolical]

Never thought in thousands of years MPAA would be this stupid:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35959594#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa

[Chickenprotector]

I’ll thread necro for this. I can’t tell if I’m reading an actual article or something from the onion.

TL;DR: A bunch of guys wielding grilled meats and sausage invaded a vegan cafe and started a brawl.

A vegan cafe in Tbilisi has appealed for public solidarity after being invaded by ultra-nationalists wielding grilled meat and sausages.

More than a dozen men stormed into the Kiwi cafe in the Georgian capital on Sunday evening, the cafe said, shouting and throwing meat at patrons. A brawl erupted but the attackers fled before police arrived. Police are now investigating, and say they have questioned the attackers and cafe staff. Nobody has been arrested.
The cafe has appealed for public support, saying it was no prank but a case of intimidation by neo-Nazis. The attackers wore strings of sausages round their necks and threw chunks of meat onto customers’ plates, the BBC’s Rayhan Demytrie reports from Tbilisi. They are known as the Bergmann group, and a social media page shows their attacks on people of Arab or African origin, our correspondent reports. One photograph shows members making the Nazi salute.

Alternative lifestyles[/size]

The Kiwi cafe is in a traditional part of old Tbilisi, and is popular among young people sporting unconventional hairstyles, tattoos and body piercings.

Most Georgians are Orthodox Christians and many see unorthodox lifestyles as a corrupting influence from the West. The cafe said it had drawn some local hostility because of “the way we look, music that we listen to, ideas we support, and the fact that we don’t eat meat” and backing of causes such as rights for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) people.

“During these hard times you can support us just by visiting our cafe, we will be very grateful if you come to show everyone that here are a lot of us who care about the issue!” the Kiwi cafe said in a statement on Facebook. It later told the BBC it had received strong messages of solidarity - from Georgia and abroad - but that people had also left angry comments trying “to defend those fascists”.

It said it was also appealing for financial contributions to install security cameras in case of repeat incidents. The incident comes amid growing concerns about the rise of far-right nationalism in Georgia. Last week, hundreds of nationalists marched through central Tbilisi - waving Georgian flags and anti-communist banners, reports said - to mark independence from the Soviet Union in 1991. Homophobia is also commonplace in Georgia, correspondents say. The country made world headlines in 2013 when a small group of LGBT activists were attacked by a large mob led by an orthodox priest.

Neighbours’ ‘baseless hatred’[/size]

The cafe statement blames Sunday’s incident on the group of men who came into the premises, talking loudly, throwing meat and smoking, and then “yelling, laughing, and talking to us sarcastically”.

These people “were neo-Nazis… who support fascist ideas”, the cafe said.

Some minor injuries were sustained.

The police arrived only after the attackers had left, but the cafe said even some of those officers behaved aggressively, “yelled with anger, said that we are guilty of what had happened”.

Just… wat?

[_rot_fodder]

Well I saw them coming in out from the street

They were looking oppressive and were armed with meat

I dropped my latte and I said “ooh-wee!”

It looks like a vegan hating nazi to me!

It was a facist racist homophobic vegan hating neo-nazi

facist racist homophobic vegan hating neo-nazi

facist racist homophobic vegan hating neo-nazi sure looked strange to me!

[CPU]

Bad Idea?

[align=center]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU7GFl5mn2U[/align]

[CPU]

I really just don’t know what to say…

youtube.com/watch?v=WHam0IdF-F0

[JeffMOD]

I don’t know what the hell this is, but it’s hilarious.
Also topical, because one of my roommates and I were just discussing the various english dubs of Dragon Ball.

[Fnork]

@JeffMOD

Also topical, because one of my roommates and I were just discussing the various english dubs of Dragon Ball.

i thought that was going somewhere different

[acristoff2]

Reminds me that I’ll never be a wizard now ;(

[Massey]

That was truly beautiful CPU.

[Chickenprotector]

I found this absolutely hilarious…

MUNCIE – A digital billboard that first showed up over the weekend in Delaware County has sparked a lot of debate online and in-person, with some Muncie residents calling it flat-out racist.

The message on the billboard has since been removed by the man who owns the sign, but photos can tell the history of this controversy. The digital billboard read: “HATE COPS? THE NEXT TIME YOU NEED HELP… CALL A CRACKHEAD." And while Gary Dragoo, the owner of the company behind the billboard, took down the message, he says he stands by what it said.But it’s a message that shocked and upset many in Muncie, sparking one woman to turn to Facebook to spread the word. Muncie mom Megan Thomas calls the billboard divisive and racist, posting a photo of the billboard to Facebook – a photo that’s now been shared thousands of times.
“I don’t expect people to understand,” Thomas said. “It’s covert racism. It’s not in-your-face. But it’s still as harmful.” Thomas, who has since received threats after posting the Facebook photo, says it’s racist because it’s a known fact that crack has impacted the black community the hardest over the years. “We’re the meth capital of the world,” Thomas said of Muncie. “Why didn’t they say ‘meth heads?’” She also pointed out there was a Black Lives Matter protest the same day she noticed the billboard just a quarter of a mile away from where it was posted. Dragoo says the sign isn’t meant to be bigoted: He says it’s meant to support and honor police. “I’m anything but racist,” he said. “I grew up respecting law enforcement, and it just all seems like it’s being lost today. I just seemed, being Americans, a timely message to put out there.” Dragoo did decide to change up the sign, making his new message more clear-cut in its support for police and less likely to be interpreted the wrong way. He says he wasn’t ashamed of the old billboard, but he took it down out of respect for the nearby business – a liquor store – that was getting complaints. Thomas maintains this isn’t just about race: It’s the fact that, through the message, Dragoo was making light out of the seriousness of drug addiction.

[_rot_fodder]

hahahaha

SJWs implying that black people are crack heads. lol

[Massey]

How the hell is that racist? Seriously, people will find SOMETHING offensive with anything. Well I mean it is meant to take a stab at people who say “fuck the police” but come on, those kinds of people are the same people who shot and killed cops for defending the lives of peaceful protesters. Bunch of fucking moronic, asshole dumbasses.