how the fuck do you have money when just a few pages earlier you were talking about not having a job
Because itâs entirely inconceivable for an unemployed person to have money?
The same way you do: parents.
^ Yeah, pretty much.
half my parents owe me over âŹ1000
my cousin owes me over âŹ2000
meanwhile i barely have any money and iâm too depressed to get a job
Ah, I know your pain. Fortunately when I was at uni, I was trustworthy enough that I had a credit card (with a monthly allowance of 4000 or 10000 USD, I donât remember correctly⌠My older sister wasnât allowed to even come near it) on my dadâs name. Of course, the most I ever spent on it was around 50, since I was the one paying it each month, and I mostly used it whenever I forgot to bring lunch⌠Or whenever there were freshly made hot-dogs in the cafeteria 
I always bought lunch for my friends if they were hungry or forgot their food 
$10k/month of spending money? Thatâs insane. Thatâs about 5 times greater than the median income for Americans over the age of 18 ($24k per annum). You donât have to settle for living on the Ross Ice Shelf, you could buy it.
JokerineâŚjust damn!
Damn, Jokerine. Luckily, Iâm on a meal plan, so food cost isnât even an issue for me (well, on-campus food, at least). But my university ID was in my wallet sooooooâŚ
Aw now, as I said, I was trustworthy enough that my dad gave me that credit card he wasnât using, and well, it happened to have plenty of room - I thought about getting my own credit card with a less ridiculous budget, but I never got around to it. I was working really hard to save my salary for a plane ticket, so I barely used it, and never went over 50 bucks/month anyway. As I said, I was paying for it myself, so itâs not really like I was given all that money for free
Besides, I spent some money on my pals each month - we went eating out, to the movies, or whatever. I liked to share the âwealthâ, you know 
I would have bought you lunch, Winged! <3
Which half?
Half of each.
exactly
well, one half
it does not have a vagina, i hope that answers your question
I get paid by the state to go to school. Also they pay for all my lunches during weekdays.
thatâs a good thing
imagine if you werenât able to go to school
that would be terrible
itâs reality for most people though (not me)
Money goes an insanely long ways when your only real expenses are internet, heating and Remen noodles.
Iâm pretty sure that the state is the one technically paying for me to attend college courses, including textbooks. :retard:
Edit: So I guess Obama won. Pretty much what was expected.
Thank god, maybe now everyone will stop bitching about how the use of their totally awesome plant is being oppressed.
I actually think youâd benefit from smoking a joint once in a while, Pyro.