I hate april fools day because I never encounter any good pranks.
CHOWDA. CHOWDA. say it frenchie
Youāll see some once you make some friends.
I actually take that back, all the pranks on reddit are amazing.
/r/writing is now presented entirely in comic sans.
Another forum I go to keeps tilting/flipping the website and making the posts scroll up until they come around the other side.
Personally, Iāve been using a Phantom Keystroker USB that fucks with peopleās PCs at set intervals the moment I plug it in. The initial ājittery mouseā or Caps Lock is ok on itās own, but itās the involuntary text it begins inputting that really gets them going.
Start writing dreams down as soon as you get out of bed. I did, and thereās some pretty surreal shit on there. (Also, I finally found a use for my Goosebumps Fan Club writing pad that Iāve been holding on to for almost two decades.)
just whatever you do dont start telling people your dreams in conversations its the freakin worst
Want to hear a great April Fools joke? I woke up this morning. Haā¦
I had a dream last night where there were apparently two dead fetuses in my neighborās yard. I was looking around with some people and noticed that there were symbols drawn all over the street that were invisible except under UV light. I took out a camera to photograph it but something was in the way of the camera, it looked like the rear view mirror of a car. I turned around and in the camera I could see a backseat and there was a ghost there that screamed at me. I could feel my heart skip out of fear and then I woke up.
My dreams often arenāt very cohesive, theyāre always weird like that. I wish I had more lucid dreams. Iāve only had one.
i had a lil sleep paralysis today just sleeping on the couch in the middle of the day during discovery channels stupid mermaid mockumentary. i think that is basically a kind of dream. whatever it it its shitty
I havenāt been on facebook for a full year or two. I had an account, but it was banned because I couldnāt āverifyā it using the cell phone I didnāt have.
I really donāt think Iām missing out on much, though.
God damn, itās 2:00 AM where I live (Miami, Florida) and I am STILL not fucking tired. What the fuck?!? And I woke up at 10 AM this morning too, I ought to have been sleeping ages ago. SHIT!
ragequit over
I never gave Facebook my phone number and it still works for me. Thatās weirdā¦
Facebook once asked me to upload pictures of my sister in order to verify my account. I donāt have a sister so I couldnāt do such a thing. They then blocked my account and demanded $500 to re-open it. If I didnāt pay up, they would track me and skin my dog.
Since I didnāt have that kind of money, I simply gave 30 bucks to an Indian store clerk to change my identity.
My name is Dick Smith and I live in Pussy Creek, Ohio.
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Pyro, if you did get banned from Facebook, itās not because you canāt verify a phone number. Itās because you were being a creepy stalker and over 60 girls (or boys) reported you.
X_xāāā
hah
i deleted (rather, deactivated) my facebook account last week
so far itās quite pleasant
A quick login attempt shows me that itās been ādisabledā, not banned.
I honestly have no idea how facebook works.
I think creepy stalker is the most likely explanation. I am sorry pyro.
ādisabledā is the same thing as banned in this case. You may need to contact their administrative staff to enable it again. Google it.