What the hell happened to my thread.
I leave for a couple of weeks and this? This is just a mess. Why does it have 5 pages? It only need the first 10 posts!:fffuuu: AARAGHAGH
You are obviously not familiar with how these forums work 
Welcome to the past 4 and a half years Conro101
WTF accent is that supposed to be?
Oh wait you’re from Texas, never mind. 
Wait… so… bigotry and illegibility are allowed… if you live in Texas?
I’ll pack my stuff.
I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you!
Upon reading your post, I looked at your avatar and the sync-up caused me to laugh out loud. I hope you’re happy.
He is. He likes you. In fact, you can go on over to his house and fuck his sister.
I like where this is going. Does anyone with a hot sister like me?
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No?
And by “his sister,” he means “his ass.”
I can’t get the idea of a young groovy Eli out of my head. Back in the 70’s or something. He jazz-walks up to his Administator with a massive afro and bellbottoms, a gold chain on overtop his labcoat.
“Check it, the harmonic frequencies are sincing up perfectly, we got a successful sympathetic field around the module. BOYYYYYYYYYY!”
I’m so afraid of offending someone with this.
OKAY OKAY EVERYONE IVE GOT IT!
The two hgrunts that throw you into the trash compactor are Kleiner and Eli!!!
You see, hgrunts are just babyheadcrabzombies and these babyheadcrabzombies arent very strong and need masks and suits of armor to live, but are very easily over powered afrter 2-3 hours. so Kleiner and Eli were still being controlled by the said babyheadcrabzombies. <-------------BEST THEERY EVAAHHHHH!!! lol
No
lol.Actually I was just bored. (I dont have a Texas(Texan)? accent either.
And wow. Didn’t think me living in Texas would make this thread turn into Jokes about Texas…I’m not offended though, please continue…
George Washington, obviously.
Chuck Norris.
Robert. E. Howard
Summer Glau…
She has a pretty nose
Dwight D. Eisenhower?
Gene Roddenberry?