https://www.moddb.com/members/joester/images/the-snipers-salute-billy-mays
In b4 flaming.
Oh, so THAT’S who Billy Mays was.
Was he important in America(i.e. made the country work)?
I’m now scared…
He was a well known Green Beret Commando/Black Belt Sushi Chef who parachuted into Transylvania along with Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Mike Tyson in 1979 on a top-secret assassination mission. After being seperated from his squad and being captured by Count Dracula, he was lobotomized and left for dead. Still retaining some limited strength, he mutilated the guards with his bear hands and ripped Dracula’s brain from his skull using it for his. Unfortunately, Dracula was about to launch a large-scale advertising campaign, including his own breakfast cereal:
Noting that billing himself as a vampire was out of the question, he moved on to other products to pitch to audiences. Thus began the legend of Billy Mays, the greatest Pitchman to grace the screen of your infomercial channels, and who tragically died several months ago. His ghost was last seen selling Hercules Hooks to the spectral forms of Elvis and MJ, but it is unknown if the deal went through.
^epic.
I second your epic
I third it.
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
C-C-C-Coco Pops!
So you visit ED often?