The Saxton Hale facts thread.

#1

Sorta like Chuck Norris facts, but cooler.

Post them for the laughs.

Heres some:

The Direct Hit was a failed attempt at recreating the force of Saxton Hale’s fist.

Saxton Hale crafted all of the Valve Developer Weapons from a Camera Beard and Jarate.

Talking to Saxton Hale through voice chat results in your throat being clamped and your voice box exploding out of sheer pleasure.

Saxton Hale played as the engineer only once, and he built a level ten sentry. Today we know this sentry as Optimus Prime

#2

Forced memes generally aren’t funny.

#3

Then the thread dies.

#4

Saxton Hale does not approve of this thread.

#5

oh my

#6

Threads on these forums never die.

#7

Saxton Hale is a bear. :slight_smile:

#8

Saxton Hale gives out twice as much ammo and health as a regular dispenser just by flexing and can teleport teammates with his bare hands.

The Engineer told Saxton Hale he could touch that darn thing.

Saxton Hale lives in Australia because it is the only place awesome enough to handle his godlike accent.

Saxton Hale once threw The Train into The Sawblade. With his teeth.

Removing Saxton Hale’s hat will reveal a head of hair so perfect the sheer sight of it will cause anyone on any team to instantly explode.

Saxton Hale reflects projectiles. With his chest hair.

Saxton Hale has a Saxton Hale Rocket Launcher. It does everything Robin Walker’s Rocket Launcher does, only 10 times better. Also, it talks. It is voiced by Vin Diesel.

Both RED and BLUE control 50% of the world’s governments. Saxton Hale controls 100% of whatever the hell he wants.

Saxton Hale reached the top of Mount Knifeback.

Heavies eat Sanviches. Saxton Hale eats Heavies.

Saxton Hale is not credit to team. Team is credit to Saxton Hale.

#9

You don’t save Chicago Ted from zombies. You save zombies from Chicago Ted-- owait…

:fffuuu:

#10

Saxton Hale was going to be playable, but he could not be controlled.

#11

Saxton Hale facts

I’m too lazy to make any up by myself, and confident that everything which can be said about Saxton Hale has already been said anyway.

#12

Who’s Saxton Hale?

#13

Learn to google.

#14

I know how to google, but it appears to me he is just a team fortress character, so I don’t understand why he is so great.

#15

Something about blug posts about him, and him appearing in comics 'bout tf2. tf2 is a great game at all, but some fags are ruining it with this shit.

#16

Ya… I can see where you got the idea from

Saxton Hale once tried Black Mesa when the developers finished it a few years ago. They are still trying to fix it.

#17

Saxton Hale played as Engineer only once, And he built a level 10 Sentry. Today we know this sentry as Optimus Prime.

#18

Mark Webber and AC/DC were the ONLY decent things ever came out of Australia. Your argument is invalid :expressionless:

#19

You forgot Raminator. You’re fucking dead.

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