How did a Hippopotamus get in this fine establishment of tea and conversation?
Strangelove can morph.
I can morph too
turns into the Demoman
pulls out Eyelander, charges
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I say, man, calm down. We’ve had enough Team Fortress 2 visits.
I’m a DRUNK BLACK SCOTTISH CYCLOPS
I’m one of a kind
I say is that tea?
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
lunges forward and cleaves Bluemen in half in a single bite
Well this certainly has been a great party to attend. I do believe it is time to retire to home and finish that crosstitching I was working on.
Note dear, would you care to escort me to my transport?
charges at Catz, throwing against the wall, right before I smash her head in like a grape with my monstrous feet
come just in time and, a little drunk, enables a time paradox that throws Stangelove to a wall, and saving Catz from danger
hmhmhm, are you fine, dear Catz? Is this mister annoying you?
*gets a cup of tea and awaits strangelove’s next movement.
lays against the wall for a moment, before pressing some buttons and revealing a countdown timer in some strange language on my arm. I then sit there laughing as the bomb explodes a few moments later, instantly incinerating anyone within a fifty mile radius
suddenlly, a man with a blue suit and a black briefcase appears and the only thing that we all remember is some sort a deja vù of Half-Life 2. While he speaks, Paradoxx crushes both arms of Strangelove and put him on a stasis field.
G-Man is my partner, mr. And I guarantee one thing: you are going to stay here, without the possibility of hurt of being hurted by anyone, until you learn how to behave yourself. Your destiny is now at Catz’s hands.
*dismiss G-Man, repair the whole place, prepares more tea and brings more biscuits, before falling asleep because of the alcohol effect, and falling to the ground.
the tea party continues without strangelove
Nice try, but rhinos have skin like leather.
…uh…wat…oh, my head…
and you are now a rhino with only two feet
*breaks strangelove’s horn
now you learned it, Frozen one. Ha, you can’t even move!!
frees himself by turning into liquid for a moment. When he turn back, his arms are gatling guns he and start mowing down everything in sight
I am also still an elephant.
*starts to laugh.
Ah, child, don’t you know? that stasis field actually placed you on another dimension.
learn: I control reality and more, you can only change yourself
your bulllets are nothing to us
*gets a cup and throws at strangelove’s face. The cup breaks when it hits the ground
your atoms are on a different frequency level than ours. That’s why objects from here can’t interact with you, and the opposite is true. The only being able to revert this situation is me.
*starts a devil-like laughter, while searches for another cup
Strangelove, would you promise to play nice if I gave you your Raminator™ plush doll back?
All I want is love and to smash you all under my might hooves.
ah, what a pity
mr. rot, strangelove will never learn. He can be kept here, only for conversation reasons, but he isn’t going to drink more tea or eat more biscuits.
Says you.