Which is all the more reason not to dwell on it.
yes, why would want to remember such terrible day?
last time i checked memory isn’t voluntary
Mm. I vaguely have a recollection of the same crap with my own ex. Mind you that was a year ago.
What he said.
Let me ask you, have you had some traumatic experience in your life time that was relevant to you? E.G. Terrorist attack, the death of a loved one? That time you nearly pissed yourself laughing with one of your best friends? All it takes is a strong emotional response. Having a photographic memory sucks balls in some cases even if it’s useful in most regards. Case and point; I remember everything about my ex, her touch, scent, what she looked like, when we had sex (not exact dates and times mind you, but the actual deed), what time I enjoyed with her, how shattered I felt when we broke up last year (I was reeling for weeks), and a whole slew of other shit I don’t care to type out at this point.
Edit: To add on Bur, remembering exact dates and times is out of the ordinary. Having a vague recollection as time goes on isn’t. Especially with something that happened 18 years ago.
@TGP gj on remembering the dates I guess? I’ll be more impressed if you have an exact account of the events in your memory (please don’t repeat them… there is such a thing as tmi).
I don’t throw away theater, concert, or amusement park tickets. They get lost and tossed, but I never intentionally get rid of them. She broke up with me almost two weeks after going to an amusement park on Monday, August 14, 1995, and I had that ticket laying around for a few years reminding me of the fact. It’s easy enough to calculate the second Friday after that is August 25, 1995. Now at this point, I couldn’t forget those dates without a lot of new memories drowning it out. New memories that most women I meet have no interest in helping me live out.
And no, I don’t tell them about how bleak my sex life has been over the last, forever…
Okay then.
tgp needs an okc
i don’t know what an okc is but he definitely needs to get some affection
OK Cupid. I have an account, also at Match, E Harmony, and Plenty Of Fish. I have emailed hundreds of women, gotten a few back, and never been on a single date with any of them…
I fucking cursed (or cursed with fucking).
you can attempt transforming into a universal fuckborg. lots of depressed 24 year old girls into transformers prime slashfic looking to make their dreams a reality
Wat?
:what:
I accidentally a word from the sentence.
You accidentally fong’d.
Fong is never an accident. Fong is Fong.
my god damn Thomas Dolby cd somehow got scratched up as heck overnight and now It doesn’t even get to the good part of I Love You Goodbye without skipping itself to shreds.
This should be his catch phrase.
Fong is never accident. Fong is Fong.
Can’t go wrong with a squirt of Fong
That’s even better than what I wrote. Fuck you! 
wait, aren’t we suppose to rage in this thread?
GRRR I HATE ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
better?