On a trip to DC I passed a burning car with a fucking skeleton in it.
and a few months ago some lady downtown died in her chair and she was too fat so they had to get like 3 EMTs to carry the chair out to the ambulance with her glued to it
i saw my own death reflected in the evil eye of a mad old gypsy woman and it went sorta like that. small world huh
I saw a burning car on the highway once, but that sounds fucking terrifying.
Closest thing to a legitimate fresh dead body I’ve seen was a white bloody blanket draped over one that flew out of a windshield in a car crash.
i saw someone commit suicide by train a few years back but it was from a ways away so i diddnt really see a whole lot.
When i was a kid i saw another kid from my school get hit by a car on the motorway. cant remember a whole lot of what i saw but i can hella remember the sound of his girlfriend screaming and crying and ambulances and shit. as i understand it his freakin leg came off and he prettymuch died on the spot. :-\
I remember reading about a drunk guy getting himself hit by a train not far from here.
Alcoholism and drunken driving is a really big problem around here. You should see the commercials. 
Meh, I’ve been fortunate to not be exposed to a body or some shit like that. Gore doesn’t amuse me in the slightest, but I’m indifferent to it for some strange reason, I have no idea why.
The closest situation I’ve come to seeing some bad shit in my time was when 4 marked cop cars were parked infront of a next door neighbor’s house due to a domestic disturbance call. If I recall correctly, some lady had took a meat block to the guy’s head among other objects. Both of them were covered in blood by the end of the dispute and she fled to another house across my street (one that belonged to a family friend). She ended up in handcuffs, he got off with a few stitches in his skull.
The whole thing stemmed from him not telling her the name of his mistress in Vietnam. What made it weirder is that she didn’t have a problem with him dating her, she had a problem with not knowing her name, and that’s what set her off.
not many english speaking people are going to remember a Vietnamese name
Jesus Christ that’s not something you see everyday. I’m not gonna lie though, I thought you were talking bout FO3 or something for a second.
On the topic of things like that, when I lived on the Navajo reservation I saw a car accident where the driver had been ripped from his vehicle, split in half at the waist, and strewn across the highway.
He wasn’t English (rather white in terms of race). He was Asian. Both of them were.
Asian names get pretty dissimilar depending on the region so I still wouldn’t be surprised if that were still a factor.
My ex from 18 years ago is Vietnamese, and I remember her Vietnamese name (though I’m not sure if I remember the exact spelling).
I was expecting a “my ex from 18 years, 248 says, 13 hours and 7 minutes” there.
There is hope for you yet.
now my tf2 is not working after the steampipe update, i cant connect to any servers on l4d2 , and im having random auto-disconnects on dota2 thus getting abandons by now im banned for 3 days; this cant be better.
I had to look it up, but it has been 17 years, 8 months, 9 days, and 6 1/2 hours. Not a joke. But you started it (this time) 
Fair enough. I still find it fucking amusing she went ballistic for him refusing to tell her the name. If it’s his mistress I’d expect him to memorize her name… still shit varies, and I don’t have all of the facts.
Not to be rude, but why on earth do you keep track of that? It’s strange to me, that’s all.
TGP is kinda obsessed with his sex life for some reason.
I just remember the day she broke up with me. Friday, August 25, 1995. I had to use a date calculator to find the actual amount of time.
fuck, man, you sound a little miserable
is that strange to remember the day someone broke up with you? it is a strongly emotional experience